pc catchall for carlos and polly

[uncurtained]

shitpost incoming

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[yaaaasss]

Hey, no one said she had to use the couch! If we cuddle up to each other we can all fit on the bed.

[Just saying!! Queen sized beds are plenty big enough for three if they stick close!!

Playfully, to Beck -]

Carlos is an old stick-in-the-mud, but you seem like you're more fun.

do you ever think you replied to a tag only to realize you didnt...rip

[tricycles]

You're right, Beck can sleep wherever she wants to. That's her choice.

[If Beck wants to share the bed with Polly, he won't stop or judge her. You do you, Beck! Go get some of that ghost ass.

In the meantime, he's just going to rub his face in response to Polly's... everything.]

We've gone over this. We have bigger priorities.

[uncurtained]

I mean, it's your room, so... If anyone is going to be using the bed, I feel like it shouldn't be me.

[She looks between the two of them, though, weighing out how to find a middle ground.]

Well, I do like to have a good time... [But, to Carlos:] I promise I won't be disruptive, though.

[yaaaasss]

Hey, I'm never opposed to a cute girl being in my bed!

[she is just saying]

If you're that worried about it she can just stay in between us, Carlos. You heard her, she won't be disruptive.

[tricycles]

[... PINCHES THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE.

As politely as possible:]

We've gone over this. I'm not sharing the bed with you, Polly. [And to Beck:] "Disruptive" isn't what I'm worried about.

[Polly's not his type. :(]