[The gay thoughts can't catch him now, he's living in their cupboard.]

Haha, that's kind of you! [HE'S STILL A PARIAH but hey it's the thought that counts.] I'd always hoped when I was young that I'd be able to get married to someone nice, raise a family, live on a farm... Well, at least I got the farm, haha!

[AND A KID THAT WASN'T HIS BUT HE RAISED HIM ANYWAY.]