[He just dramatically places a hand against his chest, and raises the other to place the back of his hand against his forehead... This fuckin drama queen.]

It is, though! I'm already well past my prime - I'm an old man! Wrinkled and tired, with a bent back and sore knees any time I get up out of bed in the morning...! It's far too late for me to find anyone who would settle down with such a crusty fool.