very briefly considers telling her he's actually like 35, but considering how she reacted the last time he mentioned he was dead, he decides against it. THAT'S PROBABLY A JOKE THAT WOULD TURN THIS CONVERSATION SOUTH.]
I know! I've made my bed in it already, just in case my hip pops out of place and I can't stand properly anymore. Could happen any day, you know?
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very briefly considers telling her he's actually like 35, but considering how she reacted the last time he mentioned he was dead, he decides against it. THAT'S PROBABLY A JOKE THAT WOULD TURN THIS CONVERSATION SOUTH.]
I know! I've made my bed in it already, just in case my hip pops out of place and I can't stand properly anymore. Could happen any day, you know?