[Which is never the answer you want to hear to the question "did you find the bathroom".]
After, like, the second time we almost walked in on people sleeping together, we decided we were just going to take her outside. I should probably say we were both, like, really drunk at this point. [With a little laugh, despite how it makes her wince:] I had to stand guard by their garden while she... took care of it.
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[Which is never the answer you want to hear to the question "did you find the bathroom".]
After, like, the second time we almost walked in on people sleeping together, we decided we were just going to take her outside. I should probably say we were both, like, really drunk at this point. [With a little laugh, despite how it makes her wince:] I had to stand guard by their garden while she... took care of it.