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guinevere beck ([personal profile] uncurtained) wrote2019-10-06 12:52 pm

pc catchall for shiraishi ([personal profile] felinguistic)

shitpost incoming
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ here he comes to wreck the daaaaaaaaaaaaaay. it's shiraishi.

who walks right past her, up to one of the lewd paintings and into squinting distance of it. and he proceeds to squint at it for a while before turning around with an exasperated sigh. ]


Have they moved since you sat down?
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
They move. Over the course of the day. Someone coming in and moving them would be a bit too extreme, so I'm trying to see how quickly they move on their own.

[ It's purely academic, don't you worry. ]
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Shame.

[ He goes quiet for just long enough to make someone think they're being ignored, before sighing. ]

I don't know. [ Which pains him to say. ] The only option that seems logical is scientifically impossible and thinking about it for too long will just give me a headache.
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
But they don't move if you're looking at them. [ He sighs. ] Unless they're set up to know if someone has a visual on them and only play when no one's looking, but that's oddly specific.

[ There's a pause, and then he flops onto one of the sofas, a little dejected. ]
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Until we get some more information or someone slips up and shows themselves we're working with very little to solve it.

It'd get boring if we didn't have more to keep us occupied.
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's barely a beat before: ]

Yes, you've been keeping those occupied for us haven't you?
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no one told us anything. You three were the only ones missing from the group and the walls aren't exactly sound proof.
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A lot of very loud sex noises.

You might want to avoid the fox-eared lady. She seems to think one of you is her husband and was hilariously angry they were cheating on her. Doesn't really listen to reason anyway, and has quite the temper too.

[ See? He's offering friendly advice. ]
Edited 2019-10-06 21:49 (UTC)
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Interesting. ]

Everyone.

If sex is what they're trying to coerce out of us, then you'd assume they'd make the walls soundproof but apparently not. Thank you for saving us more embarrassment further down the line.

[ shiraishi, no.

But he does lean back, silently, and watch her for a moment. ]


What do you think happened? Your distress seems pretty genuine, so I'll hear you out. Did you do something you shouldn't have? Go somewhere you shouldn't go? Maybe this is punishment for breaking the rules they've failed to actually set out for us.
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-06 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That’s enough for him to lean forward a little - interest clear in his eyes. ]

For about ten minutes. It was around that time the noises stopped, so either the tapes ran out or you got them turned off. Or, you were all done, if you’re making up a tall tale.

...

Show me. Is the door still locked? Did you jam it open when you left or let it swing to? Even so, show me which door.

[ A recording room in a love hotel. The implications are apl terrible but add in the kidnapping thing and it’s ominous as hell but interesting. Especially if the door was locked to them in the first place. ]
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-07 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Some people would say rampant threesome was a pretty clever one. Usually people just say "nothing" or "I was in my room".

[ Well. Lead the way. ]

No one thought to prop it open?
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-08 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If you had you'd have been as uncreative as the people who do use it.

[ Hm. ]

What was in there to escape from?
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-29 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the answer is very much yes, but instead of flipping up the book he's holding to show the cover -- a book on plants and herbs as medicine, given what they've found on this floor -- he just reaches out and taps one of the books in front of him with a bit of a grin.


the kama sutra.


shiraishi stop. ]
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-29 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at all.

I think there's only two people here bendy enough to pull off some of those positions.
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-29 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd ruin the surprise. You have to go out there and find them.
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[personal profile] felinguistic 2019-10-30 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case, maybe you already know them. If you've been having discussions about bendibility or running classes here.