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[BECK IS TOO KIND AND CONSIDERATE TO HIS STUPID GREMLIN ASS.]
Haha, still... I'll do my best to clean it up! And I'll keep my writings over here from now on.
[Gesturing to his claimed corner!!]
Haha, still... I'll do my best to clean it up! And I'll keep my writings over here from now on.
[Gesturing to his claimed corner!!]
[jeopardy noises]
Hey... Maybe we should talk about something [less incredibly awkward] better. I know some stuff about you, but... Maybe we should do some icebreakers, or something.
Hey... Maybe we should talk about something [less incredibly awkward] better. I know some stuff about you, but... Maybe we should do some icebreakers, or something.
The other thing?
[Hold on, he blocked that out of his head in the same way Beck wants to block out the ritual nonsense going on everywhere around them!!]
[Hold on, he blocked that out of his head in the same way Beck wants to block out the ritual nonsense going on everywhere around them!!]
[But once it clicks BOY DOES IT VISIBLY HIT HIM.]
--The other thing.
[He's too much of a dead virgin for this?? HE HATES IT. SEX DEMONS ARE THE WORST. HE'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, THOT.]
...Er-- Hah, yes, right. Right! Right, what was it you wanted to talk about?
--The other thing.
[He's too much of a dead virgin for this?? HE HATES IT. SEX DEMONS ARE THE WORST. HE'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU, THOT.]
...Er-- Hah, yes, right. Right! Right, what was it you wanted to talk about?
Edited 2019-10-14 03:50 (UTC)
[This is truly hilarious im fucking crying
ANYWAY. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT AN ICEBREAKER IS but he can guess by context, at least. Some sort of introductory something or other... Well, he'll continue cleaning up the garbage, at least, but nods in her direction.]
If you wouldn't mind leading! I'm not entirely sure what an icebreaker entails, or how you do one.
ANYWAY. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT AN ICEBREAKER IS but he can guess by context, at least. Some sort of introductory something or other... Well, he'll continue cleaning up the garbage, at least, but nods in her direction.]
If you wouldn't mind leading! I'm not entirely sure what an icebreaker entails, or how you do one.
[She looks honestly surprised that he's even more hesitant to talk about it than she is, but sure. He can do blood magic and raise the dead and also not like talking about sex? The duality of man.]
Just, um... Maybe it would be good if we could work out a system so we know when the room is, um, occupied.
[Since she absolutely doesn't trust he'll know the significance of a sock on the door.]
Just, um... Maybe it would be good if we could work out a system so we know when the room is, um, occupied.
[Since she absolutely doesn't trust he'll know the significance of a sock on the door.]
Yeah, sure thing! Um... I guess you haven't heard of truth or dare, but - it's exactly what it sounds like. Each round, whoever's turn it is picks one of those, and they either have to answer a question truthfully or do something the other person tells them to.
[THE DUALITY OF MAN, INDEED... Somehow, Beck is definitely (for now) the most cursed between the two of them when it comes to getting down and dirty. Wild.]
Ah... Right, that would be a good idea. Leave a note below the frame, maybe? Sticking out enough so that it can be seen...?
[But WHAT IF IT GETS KICKED BACK UNDER AND SOMEONE WALKS IN ON SOMEONE ELSE.]
Ah... Right, that would be a good idea. Leave a note below the frame, maybe? Sticking out enough so that it can be seen...?
[But WHAT IF IT GETS KICKED BACK UNDER AND SOMEONE WALKS IN ON SOMEONE ELSE.]
Right. Right, just, um - we're going to both have to make sure we look at the ground before we come in. That's not really a normal thing to do, it might take some getting used to.
[kill them both]
[kill them both]
...Maybe it would also be good to-- give an advance warning, if possible. If we have plans.
[@ sex demons please come put him in the void with polly and carlos]
[@ sex demons please come put him in the void with polly and carlos]
I see, I see! That seems simple enough. [DUMPING AN ARMFUL OF TRASH AWAY...]
So then, your round first? Or shall I go? Either way is fine with me!
So then, your round first? Or shall I go? Either way is fine with me!
How about you pick first? That way I can show you the kind of questions or dares people usually get.
Alright, then... So I could pick a dare? I'll do that!
Oh, yeah! Yeah, that's a good idea, too. So - let's try for both, when we can.
[She wants to start off easy, so:]
Try to do a cartwheel.
Try to do a cartwheel.
...I'm assuming this has nothing to do with the actual wheels of an actual cart.
[BUT DAMN IF HE KNOWS WHAT SHE MEANS. And she tried to start off easy, too.]
[BUT DAMN IF HE KNOWS WHAT SHE MEANS. And she tried to start off easy, too.]
Alright! Okay, that should be fine. [TAKING
A BREATH.]
--Then I'll ask for the room Monday afternoon, if you haven't already, ah. Made plans.
A BREATH.]
--Then I'll ask for the room Monday afternoon, if you haven't already, ah. Made plans.
Oh, no, it's...
[She pushes herself off the bed, so she can give him a demonstration; it's probably easiest to show him what she means. Anyways she teaches yoga for a living so it's probably a Very Good example!!]
Like that.
[She pushes herself off the bed, so she can give him a demonstration; it's probably easiest to show him what she means. Anyways she teaches yoga for a living so it's probably a Very Good example!!]
Like that.
—Oh, no, I haven't really... wanted to talk about it with anyone yet, so - you've got dibs.
[Watching her former roommates melt did not really put her in the mood!!]
[Watching her former roommates melt did not really put her in the mood!!]
[Oh! He sees! That should be easy enough!
-The last thing Wei Wuxian thinks before he attempts to copy her cartwheel and goes crashing into the bedside table.]
—That's much harder than it looks, for some reason!?
-The last thing Wei Wuxian thinks before he attempts to copy her cartwheel and goes crashing into the bedside table.]
—That's much harder than it looks, for some reason!?
[He hasn't either, hilariously. He's just penciling in his "I want to get this done Now so it's out of the way" date and time in...]
Thanks. I'd prefer to get that settled as soon as possible. [He's down2revive the dead but not down2bang, apparently.]
Thanks. I'd prefer to get that settled as soon as possible. [He's down2revive the dead but not down2bang, apparently.]
—Oh my god, are you okay? I’m so sorry, I didn’t think that would happen...
[Note to self: no more dares.]
[Note to self: no more dares.]
[It's fine, his head is made of rocks and also full of rocks. The only thing bruised here is his ego!!]
I'm fine, I'm fine! This is nothing. Ah, to think I'd fail a game on the first try, though...! I'm losing my touch!
I'm fine, I'm fine! This is nothing. Ah, to think I'd fail a game on the first try, though...! I'm losing my touch!
Okay, but I really am sorry...
[And she looks clearly apologetic.]
Anyways, um - truth.
[And she looks clearly apologetic.]
Anyways, um - truth.
It's fine, it's fine! Ah, but for that - so I ask you a question, then? Hm... What's one food you'd absolutely never eat under any circumstance?
[He could have gone for a normal "what's your favorite food" but that's boring!! Though the question in general is hilariously mundane...]
[He could have gone for a normal "what's your favorite food" but that's boring!! Though the question in general is hilariously mundane...]
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