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guinevere beck ([personal profile] uncurtained) wrote2019-10-04 04:16 pm

pc catchall for wei wuxian ([personal profile] givethemhell)

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[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[This is truly hilarious im fucking crying

ANYWAY. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT AN ICEBREAKER IS but he can guess by context, at least. Some sort of introductory something or other... Well, he'll continue cleaning up the garbage, at least, but nods in her direction.]


If you wouldn't mind leading! I'm not entirely sure what an icebreaker entails, or how you do one.
givethemhell: (you don't say)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I see, I see! That seems simple enough. [DUMPING AN ARMFUL OF TRASH AWAY...]

So then, your round first? Or shall I go? Either way is fine with me!
givethemhell: (who me?)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, then... So I could pick a dare? I'll do that!
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm assuming this has nothing to do with the actual wheels of an actual cart.

[BUT DAMN IF HE KNOWS WHAT SHE MEANS. And she tried to start off easy, too.]
givethemhell: (can't say no)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh! He sees! That should be easy enough!

-The last thing Wei Wuxian thinks before he attempts to copy her cartwheel and goes crashing into the bedside table.]


—That's much harder than it looks, for some reason!?
givethemhell: (wish i could remember)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's fine, his head is made of rocks and also full of rocks. The only thing bruised here is his ego!!]

I'm fine, I'm fine! This is nothing. Ah, to think I'd fail a game on the first try, though...! I'm losing my touch!
givethemhell: (is it even so)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine, it's fine! Ah, but for that - so I ask you a question, then? Hm... What's one food you'd absolutely never eat under any circumstance?

[He could have gone for a normal "what's your favorite food" but that's boring!! Though the question in general is hilariously mundane...]
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[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[HE SURE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND LIKE, HALF OF THIS. That said he at least gets the gist that while she was studying somewhere for some reason she smelled a Questionable Food that was real bad. Good enough for him!]

What is it, exactly? Is the smell really that bad? I don't think I've ever smelled a food so unpleasant that I'd never think to eat it.

[His senses cannot be trusted though.]
givethemhell: (get you connected)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-16 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know what lye is, but the mention of a fish turning into jelly definitely causes him to make a face... He's only just learned what jelly was thanks to the magics of Modern Food in their kitchen but that texture is hard to forget?!]

Wow! I wonder why anyone would take time out of their lives to invent something like that, let alone eat it. [People are wild.

Anyway:]
I learned my lesson, hah. Truth!
givethemhell: (my turn!)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-17 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, that one's easy! When I first came back from my studies in Gusu, I ate everything anyone brought me from the kitchen! Watermelon, fresh steamed buns, loquats, and my shijie's lotus and pork rib soup! So much of it that I could hardly move!

[AH, FOND MEMORIES.]

What about you?!

[This isn't how you play the game...]
givethemhell: (hello welcome home)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-17 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He got distracted by his own excitement LIKE A FOOL... But he does seem perfectly content to keep this topic for the time being.]

A welcome party! How wonderful! What was it you ate? What was your favorite dish?
givethemhell: (make you a star)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-17 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Stupidly, he recognizes like all of those things and he seems particularly enthused about the potatoes...]

That sounds like a great meal, indeed! Ah, it makes me hungry... [This is probably why he's just got fuckin snack packs strewn across the floors. As for her question:]

It's a fruit! The ones that grow by the river get big and sweet, and there are enough of them to fill more baskets than anyone could carry!
Edited 2019-10-17 06:05 (UTC)