[YEAH IT SURE WAS ALMOST SIX five get set out on the counter one by one and the sixth one slips out from between his little pinching demon fingers and splats unceremoniously onto the floor.]
—Oh. That egg was a bit slippery, haha.
[NO IT WASN'T. But he'll just reach down with his bare hands to scoop the egg guts and shell bits up and go carry it over to the trash can like a fool.]
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—Oh. That egg was a bit slippery, haha.
[NO IT WASN'T. But he'll just reach down with his bare hands to scoop the egg guts and shell bits up and go carry it over to the trash can like a fool.]