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guinevere beck ([personal profile] uncurtained) wrote2019-10-04 04:16 pm

pc catchall for wei wuxian ([personal profile] givethemhell)

givethemhell: (you don't say)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I see, I see! That seems simple enough. [DUMPING AN ARMFUL OF TRASH AWAY...]

So then, your round first? Or shall I go? Either way is fine with me!
givethemhell: (who me?)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, then... So I could pick a dare? I'll do that!
givethemhell: (uplift)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm assuming this has nothing to do with the actual wheels of an actual cart.

[BUT DAMN IF HE KNOWS WHAT SHE MEANS. And she tried to start off easy, too.]
givethemhell: (can't say no)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh! He sees! That should be easy enough!

-The last thing Wei Wuxian thinks before he attempts to copy her cartwheel and goes crashing into the bedside table.]


—That's much harder than it looks, for some reason!?
givethemhell: (wish i could remember)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's fine, his head is made of rocks and also full of rocks. The only thing bruised here is his ego!!]

I'm fine, I'm fine! This is nothing. Ah, to think I'd fail a game on the first try, though...! I'm losing my touch!
givethemhell: (is it even so)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine, it's fine! Ah, but for that - so I ask you a question, then? Hm... What's one food you'd absolutely never eat under any circumstance?

[He could have gone for a normal "what's your favorite food" but that's boring!! Though the question in general is hilariously mundane...]
givethemhell: (uplift)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[HE SURE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND LIKE, HALF OF THIS. That said he at least gets the gist that while she was studying somewhere for some reason she smelled a Questionable Food that was real bad. Good enough for him!]

What is it, exactly? Is the smell really that bad? I don't think I've ever smelled a food so unpleasant that I'd never think to eat it.

[His senses cannot be trusted though.]
givethemhell: (get you connected)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-16 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know what lye is, but the mention of a fish turning into jelly definitely causes him to make a face... He's only just learned what jelly was thanks to the magics of Modern Food in their kitchen but that texture is hard to forget?!]

Wow! I wonder why anyone would take time out of their lives to invent something like that, let alone eat it. [People are wild.

Anyway:]
I learned my lesson, hah. Truth!
givethemhell: (my turn!)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-17 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, that one's easy! When I first came back from my studies in Gusu, I ate everything anyone brought me from the kitchen! Watermelon, fresh steamed buns, loquats, and my shijie's lotus and pork rib soup! So much of it that I could hardly move!

[AH, FOND MEMORIES.]

What about you?!

[This isn't how you play the game...]
givethemhell: (hello welcome home)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-17 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[He got distracted by his own excitement LIKE A FOOL... But he does seem perfectly content to keep this topic for the time being.]

A welcome party! How wonderful! What was it you ate? What was your favorite dish?
givethemhell: (make you a star)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-17 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Stupidly, he recognizes like all of those things and he seems particularly enthused about the potatoes...]

That sounds like a great meal, indeed! Ah, it makes me hungry... [This is probably why he's just got fuckin snack packs strewn across the floors. As for her question:]

It's a fruit! The ones that grow by the river get big and sweet, and there are enough of them to fill more baskets than anyone could carry!
Edited 2019-10-17 06:05 (UTC)