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guinevere beck ([personal profile] uncurtained) wrote2019-10-04 04:16 pm

pc catchall for wei wuxian ([personal profile] givethemhell)

givethemhell: (oh dear)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[MEANWHILE, WEI WUXIAN IS AT THE END OF HIS ROPE WITH FIGURING OUT THIS DOOR NONSENSE let's just say no one else has entered their rooms during this time so he's just left trying all the Ye Olde Ways to get through the door (and also maybe some questionable black magic ways IN WHICH HE ALSO DISCOVERS HE CAN'T DO SHIT. THANKS DOOR.)

Anyway-- Oh. Whoops, yeah, the last thing he wants to do is let his irritation potentially affect someone who's clearly having just as bad of a time as the rest of them. And his new roommate, to boot!]


—I think so, but I can't figure out what we need to actually get them to open. To think, I've been outsmarted by a door! [HEAVES A SIGH.] Whoever brought us here - they really went out of their way to add as many things in as possible to keep us wondering and confused, didn't they?
givethemhell: (and my eyes won't close)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[DON'T GIVE HIM THAT LOOK....... He hasn't been looked at like that in so long.... Immediately he's filled with the shame of not knowing how to use clamshells to magically unlock doors. Tragic. Anyway, he shelves his "what's a key card" question to the side momentarily.]

That's what this thing is for? I thought it was just some sort of storage for books.

[Since everyone's profile is in there... God.]

--Well! Thanks for figuring that one out. Is that how all doors work here? There were a few that were locked downstairs, but I didn't think to try this on them.
givethemhell: (make you a star)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
You don't?

[ENLIGHTEN HIM... But before he can ask more about it, he glances at her as she cuts herself off, glances at the room to see what caused it, and--

Hm.]


—Today's your lucky day! [Which sounds like a TERRIBLE WAY TO HIT ON SOMEONE AT FIRST but no, fortunately he follows it up with:] My old bed was a lovely rock shelf inside a cave, so even the floor here looks luxurious to me.

[Bed's all yours, stranger.]
givethemhell: (boredom)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[BOTH SOLID QUESTIONS. He'll tackle the last first, since it's easiest...]

I'm sure, I'm sure! It's no problem at all. A good floor can be better than a bad inn bed, anyway.

[Not that this bed looks bad in the least... Tragic. But he's a gentleman, okay!! Also, back to the first question:]

I lived in the mountains for a few years and we couldn't really move beds up there easily.
givethemhell: (plead)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[HAHA YEAH, speaking of clothes... That's just been one in a long line of things he's been baffled by internally, while just ignoring externally! But this seems as good a time as any to tackle his curiosity.]

Not at all, these are just my clothes. [His regular-ass normal clothes!!] But I'm wondering what exactly the "style" is for most of the rest of you...? I've never seen anything like it before, actually!
givethemhell: (always in my headspace)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, it was pretty difficult to get to.

[Being surrounded by zombies and evil energy and all!]

But everyone had still heard of it. No one here seems to know anything about Yiling, though. [He also has NO IDEA WHAT A JEANS AND TANK TOP ARE and cocks his head to the side curiously.]

They look practical, though. That's good! A good outfit to end up in in a situation like this, where we don't know how much moving or fighting we'll end up doing.
givethemhell: (my limbs all froze)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't seem surprised by that, just nodding... GOOD QUESTION, THOUGH.]

Hm... I'd say about 89.983 percent certain? [...] Aha, just kidding. But it's probably pretty likely, don't you think? No one gets out of a situation they were shoved into with no warning without having to kick up a little fuss.
Edited 2019-10-05 05:32 (UTC)
givethemhell: (asters)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[HE ALSO... hopes it doesn't come to that... He's a flimsy noodle without much actual physical prowess in this body?? Without his magic flute his ass is toast.

But setting aside all the horrific possibilities that may come to pass:]


—Right! That's fine, I don't think manners are really at the forefront of anyone's mind here, you know? My name is Wei Wuxian. [Also known as Higekiri.] It's nice to meet you, Beck. Where are you from?
givethemhell: (peons)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-05 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[More places he doesn't recognize at all! Dang, what a surprise... While she's getting cozy on her new bed, he'll just toss his own bag onto the floor and take a seat there. Seems like he really is comfortable just Anywhere.]

Ah, I lived there! For a good few years it was just us and a radish farm, building up houses and making a nice little town of it. [TRULY IN THE BOONIES...]

These days I do a lot of traveling, though. All through Qinghe and Lanling and- oh! Even Yunmeng. Actually, that's where I was before waking up here. I'm guessing none of those ring a bell for you though, hm?
givethemhell: (hello welcome home)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-06 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[HAHA, WELL... COMPLICATED TOPICS!! He won't dump all that baggage on a stranger though, so he just nods.]

Home is home, right? I enjoyed living there. [While it... lasted... ANYWAY-- Since this is Fantasy China he just arches a brow, no recognition on his face.]

They're in- [fuckin random country name that no one's heard of] -actually. I haven't heard of China either. Where is that?
givethemhell: (secret boozer)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-06 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! Haven't heard of Asia either. [HE'S REALLY OUT IN THE BOONIES?!]

But no, it's the entire land. Yunmeng, Qinghe and other places like that are provinces inside of it, though! Places like Yiling and Lotus Pier are the cities inside those.
givethemhell: (peons)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-06 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all! I can't say that I don't love taking the opportunity to pull a few pranks when I can, but it would be silly to lie about something like this when there are so many bigger things happening.

[He says this, but there are some real clowns out here in these wilds...]

If I had to guess, I'd say we're dealing with some very powerful kidnappers with a very far reach.

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