pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[givethemhell]

[A fat paycheck is surely all well and good yes BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY--]

Free samples? You can sample the wares?! What kind - any of them? Do they switch out what you can try? I need to see this for myself!

[uncurtained]

Not all of them, but they usually have something on every few aisles. I'm pretty sure they switch them out.

[It's like watching a kid in a candy store...]

[givethemhell]

[He's honestly amazed and delighted by all of this?? COSTCO, HIS NEW HOLY GRAIL.]

That's amazing...! We'll have to go every day to see what they have.

[uncurtained]

[She can't help but laugh a little.]

You sure you won't get sick of it?

[givethemhell]

Absolutely not! How could anyone ever get tired of free food?

[HE, PERSONALLY, CANNOT IMAGINE THIS.]

[uncurtained]

I feel like I should say that it's really, really small portions.

[Just so he isn't envisioning getting free meals.]

[givethemhell]

How small are we talking? Palm-sized? Half the size of a potato?

[Why is this his unit of measurement...]

[uncurtained]

It depends on the food you're sampling, but I think palm sized is the closer of those two options.

[givethemhell]

[HM... He looks down at his own palm judgmentally.]

...Not quite as generous as I'd hoped, but that's fine! If they have these "samples" everywhere throughout the store, it should be easy to collect enough to make a better meal, right?

[Can't believe he's already mastered the busy and underpaid employee level technique of Sampling Everything For A Free Lunch.]