pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[uncurtained]

...What?

[higekiri the famous actor]

[givethemhell]

You know! Recording - his first recording?

[He's just

pantomiming someone writing something out on a scroll. Higekiri the famous scribe... They're all just going to gather around and popcorn this, apparently.]

[uncurtained]

[She laughs.]

What, we're just all going to watch?

[givethemhell]

Yes! We can make an entire party of it - bring snacks and drinks and all of that!

[It'll be.......so fun.]

[uncurtained]

You don't think we'd distract him?

[givethemhell]

Oh, anything in the world could distract that man. I'm sure he'd be able to finish sooner or later, though!

[uncurtained]

Twenty years in the future...

[It's a joke, at least.]

[givethemhell]

Haha, no wonder it took our sect six hundred years to become established if that's how slow our progress is!

[Did an extra couple hundred years just appear...]

[uncurtained]

Suddenly I understand why your hips are so bad. I'm probably elderly by this point, too.

[givethemhell]

Well, of course! We're - what, 624? And 627 years old, respectively! Anyone would feel old at that age.

[uncurtained]

Maybe I should hire a chiropractor, too. Though I may just fade away to dust as soon as they touch me...

[givethemhell]

Oh, dear... I suppose you'll just have to live with your hip being out of place, unfortunately. It's just part of the growing pains of becoming that elderly, you know?

[HE'S STILL JUST HERE ON THE GROUND.]

[uncurtained]

Someone will have to move me into a home... Tragic.

[It occurs to her that he probably doesn't know what that means, but she doesn't clarify.]

[givethemhell]

[HE SURE DOESN'T but behold, the reason no one fucking explains anything to him:]

Better than being moved directly into the dirt!

[He just goes along with everything so smoothly that it probably seems like he actually knows what he's talking about.]