guinevere beck (
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givethemhell
2019-11-11 04:29 am (UTC)
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[Haha, ah.... He takes a hearty sip.]
Mm, not really. I couldn't get to Gusu easily from Yiling!
[HE COULDN'T GET ANYWHERE BECAUSE HE WAS A PARIAH.]
It was a real shame. That's one of the things I missed most about it! No other place I've ever been makes wine as good as Emperor's Smile.
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uncurtained
2019-11-11 04:35 am (UTC)
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And I guess you didn't have easy delivery systems worked out by then... God, that's the worst.
[There's definitely a sympathetic wince here.]
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givethemhell
2019-11-11 05:17 am (UTC)
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I know! No Costcos in Gusu! Ah, well. I'll be changing that once I get back.
[Can't believe Wei Wuxian is the founding father of Costco in 200 AD China.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-11 05:45 am (UTC)
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Do I get a cut of the profits for giving you the idea?
[it begins anew]
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givethemhell
2019-11-11 06:52 am (UTC)
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Of course you do! All profits will go directly to our sect.
[He's taking the whole concept of the watermelon sect back with him to his own world, which will most certainly not get his ass kicked by thousands of angry cultivators.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-12 03:45 pm (UTC)
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I feel like I should get an increased percentage.
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givethemhell
2019-11-12 04:05 pm (UTC)
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Hm... You'll have to submit an official requeset to our treasurer!
[Nikkari, the treasurer whose only job is to treasure the melons.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-12 04:55 pm (UTC)
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[...]
Who's our treasurer, again?
[she has a deep respect and appreciation for this sect clearly]
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givethemhell
2019-11-12 05:50 pm (UTC)
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[WAVES A HAND IN BECK'S DIRECTION Beck, your sect members!!!]
Nikkari, it's Nikkari! Goodness. Your memory is just as bad as our - oh... What title did we give Higekiri again?
[GOD THEY'RE BOTH TERRIBLE.]
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2019-11-12 17:51 (UTC)
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uncurtained
2019-11-12 06:41 pm (UTC)
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[She shoves at his shoulder.]
Record keeper. Whose memory is going, exactly?
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givethemhell
2019-11-13 01:30 am (UTC)
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I have a bad memory! I'm old and only getting older!
[He just had a birthday, he's practically crumbling to dust??]
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uncurtained
2019-11-14 05:05 am (UTC)
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Senile...
[CRUEL]
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givethemhell
2019-11-14 07:41 am (UTC)
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Don't be mean to your elders.
[HE'S TIRED AND OLD.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-15 03:36 am (UTC)
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Of course. I’m the grasshopper, right?
[He’s not going to understand that, but he’s going to understand it even less when she calls him Mr. Miyagi.]
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givethemhell
2019-11-15 07:23 am (UTC)
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[Yeah he's. He's just giving Beck a look.]
--Are grasshoppers mean to the elderly where you come from?
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uncurtained
2019-11-15 07:25 am (UTC)
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...Yes.
[NO]
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givethemhell
2019-11-15 07:32 am (UTC)
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[He absolutely does not believe this for a hotass second but he's gonna roll with it anyway because he likes the idea of it, GOD.]
I see... Hop in front of them while they're trying to cross a busy road to trip them up, hm?
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uncurtained
2019-11-15 04:50 pm (UTC)
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Uh huh. Regular old agents of chaos.
[just also grasshoppers]
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givethemhell
2019-11-15 08:46 pm (UTC)
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The future actually sounds like a dangerous place! Rude grasshoppers, everything wheeled can kill you...
[He'll still visit but only for Beck and Costco.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-15 09:23 pm (UTC)
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Oh, no. Who told you that second part?
[It's not wrong, but!!]
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givethemhell
2019-11-15 10:04 pm (UTC)
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That's just been my own personal experience.
[HE HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN ON THE SCOOTER YET, HE'S JUST TALKING ABOUT THE HEELIES THAT ALMOST TOOK HIS LIFE.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-16 05:52 am (UTC)
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Well, you don't need to be scared of them. They're pretty awesome.
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givethemhell
2019-11-16 07:41 am (UTC)
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That's going to have to be something I see first before I believe it!
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And then the segway is used in a murder
proving once and for all that wheeled things from the future are dangerous.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-17 06:03 am (UTC)
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[Hm...]
Has anyone told you about airplanes yet?
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givethemhell
2019-11-17 06:21 am (UTC)
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Nope!
[AIRplanes, though, hm.]
...Can you ride something like a heelie into the air?
Edited (they dont have scooters yet and this is more stupid and thus better anyway)
2019-11-17 06:22 (UTC)
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Mm, not really. I couldn't get to Gusu easily from Yiling!
[HE COULDN'T GET ANYWHERE BECAUSE HE WAS A PARIAH.]
It was a real shame. That's one of the things I missed most about it! No other place I've ever been makes wine as good as Emperor's Smile.
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[There's definitely a sympathetic wince here.]
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[Can't believe Wei Wuxian is the founding father of Costco in 200 AD China.]
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[it begins anew]
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[He's taking the whole concept of the watermelon sect back with him to his own world, which will most certainly not get his ass kicked by thousands of angry cultivators.]
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[Nikkari, the treasurer whose only job is to treasure the melons.]
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Who's our treasurer, again?
[she has a deep respect and appreciation for this sect clearly]
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Nikkari, it's Nikkari! Goodness. Your memory is just as bad as our - oh... What title did we give Higekiri again?
[GOD THEY'RE BOTH TERRIBLE.]
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Record keeper. Whose memory is going, exactly?
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[He just had a birthday, he's practically crumbling to dust??]
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[CRUEL]
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[HE'S TIRED AND OLD.]
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[He’s not going to understand that, but he’s going to understand it even less when she calls him Mr. Miyagi.]
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--Are grasshoppers mean to the elderly where you come from?
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[NO]
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I see... Hop in front of them while they're trying to cross a busy road to trip them up, hm?
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[just also grasshoppers]
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[He'll still visit but only for Beck and Costco.]
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[It's not wrong, but!!]
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[HE HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN ON THE SCOOTER YET, HE'S JUST TALKING ABOUT THE HEELIES THAT ALMOST TOOK HIS LIFE.]
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[And then the segway is used in a murder proving once and for all that wheeled things from the future are dangerous.]
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Has anyone told you about airplanes yet?
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