[He says, having no idea what she actually said. After popping a few more into his mouth he just... starts backing away from the counter and bowl and Beck with the bag still in his hands.]
Eat those and then try to catch some! Like the coffee beans, but better!
[Apparently he either doesn't notice or doesn't deem it to be an actual thing that could possibly hinder her catching something in her mouth BECAUSE HE'S JUST CHUCKING A HANDFUL.]
[The ones that don't sail to the ground immediately are absolutely hitting her in the face and shoulders. It's fine, because she's reaching up to grab them before they fall to the ground and
I bet it would taste fine if you ate it on something else!
[That's
that's just regular butter consumption GODDAMMIT WEI WUXIAN. But he'll go digging around for a big wooden spoon! Actually he'll get two. Then he gets three. Then four.
[She's grabbing both spoons, one in each of her fists. She's absolutely ready to just slam them into the bowl haphazardly. This is going to be fine, but she's waiting for him to start, at least.]
[INSTEAD OF READY, LIKE HE'S JUST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE REST OF THE COUNTDOWN. He jams both of his own spoons into the bowl and sets loose a dust of the fuckin ton of powder crammed in there.]
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[He says, having no idea what she actually said. After popping a few more into his mouth he just... starts backing away from the counter and bowl and Beck with the bag still in his hands.]
Eat those and then try to catch some! Like the coffee beans, but better!
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Yes! Throw one!
[Her
her mouth is still full.]
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[Apparently he either doesn't notice or doesn't deem it to be an actual thing that could possibly hinder her catching something in her mouth BECAUSE HE'S JUST CHUCKING A HANDFUL.]
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is also shoving them into her mouth.]
Thank yooooou.
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[HALF THE CHIPS ARE ON THE FLOOR and he steps on a few of them as he suddenly remembers he was supposed to get butter, too.
He just stares at the stick.]
...Dare me to take a bite?
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Which is why, relatively quickly:]
Do it.
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His reaction is basically this, except settling eventually on disgust.]
--Nhgh...
[HE'S JUST GOT A MOUTH FULL OF BUTTER. HE LOOKS AT HER AND HIS EXPRESSION SAYS "WHAT DO I DO NOW, AND ALSO, WHAT HAVE I DONE".]
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[She, on instinct
holds out the increasingly full baking bowl for him to spit the butter into if he wants to.]
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After a second, he also just... walks behind Beck to grab the tequila bottle again and take a swig directly from it.]
It was bad, but not that bad! Maybe a little okay, actually? Still bad, though.
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[please don't
Anyways, after a moment:]
Spoon! Big wooden spoon!
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[That's
that's just regular butter consumption GODDAMMIT WEI WUXIAN. But he'll go digging around for a big wooden spoon! Actually he'll get two. Then he gets three. Then four.
Two of them he'll hand over to Beck.]
Ready?
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[She's grabbing both spoons, one in each of her fists. She's absolutely ready to just slam them into the bowl haphazardly. This is going to be fine, but she's waiting for him to start, at least.]
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[INSTEAD OF READY, LIKE HE'S JUST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE REST OF THE COUNTDOWN. He jams both of his own spoons into the bowl and sets loose a dust of the fuckin ton of powder crammed in there.]
Good work! We still have time!