I bet it would taste fine if you ate it on something else!
[That's
that's just regular butter consumption GODDAMMIT WEI WUXIAN. But he'll go digging around for a big wooden spoon! Actually he'll get two. Then he gets three. Then four.
[She's grabbing both spoons, one in each of her fists. She's absolutely ready to just slam them into the bowl haphazardly. This is going to be fine, but she's waiting for him to start, at least.]
[INSTEAD OF READY, LIKE HE'S JUST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE REST OF THE COUNTDOWN. He jams both of his own spoons into the bowl and sets loose a dust of the fuckin ton of powder crammed in there.]
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After a second, he also just... walks behind Beck to grab the tequila bottle again and take a swig directly from it.]
It was bad, but not that bad! Maybe a little okay, actually? Still bad, though.
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[please don't
Anyways, after a moment:]
Spoon! Big wooden spoon!
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[That's
that's just regular butter consumption GODDAMMIT WEI WUXIAN. But he'll go digging around for a big wooden spoon! Actually he'll get two. Then he gets three. Then four.
Two of them he'll hand over to Beck.]
Ready?
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[She's grabbing both spoons, one in each of her fists. She's absolutely ready to just slam them into the bowl haphazardly. This is going to be fine, but she's waiting for him to start, at least.]
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[INSTEAD OF READY, LIKE HE'S JUST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE REST OF THE COUNTDOWN. He jams both of his own spoons into the bowl and sets loose a dust of the fuckin ton of powder crammed in there.]
Good work! We still have time!