guinevere beck (
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2019-11-17 10:52 pm (UTC)
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Probably a good plan.
[She sighs, though.]
I'm a little bit jealous. Not of the arm thing, but - all I got from bingo was a rock...
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givethemhell
2019-11-17 11:31 pm (UTC)
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[That's. That's honestly so funny oh my god BECK... He feels bad for her, though?! BUT ALSO, THAT'S FUNNY.]
A— really, just a rock? Not a rock that allows you to break open any lock or something like that...?
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uncurtained
2019-11-18 12:03 am (UTC)
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Apparently it can hit anything I throw it out for one use, but the only time I can think of that I'd be able to use it is...
[He can probably guess what she's implying, so she lets it go unsaid.]
So, yeah, a rock.
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givethemhell
2019-11-18 01:58 am (UTC)
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[Boy he doesn't like that at all...]
Ah - well! If we get into a situation where we're on the other side of the room and we need to close a door quickly, your rock could hit it shut! Or if we need to break a bottle we can't reach!
[He's doing his best.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-18 02:16 am (UTC)
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Or I could use it as a paperweight.
[It's a joke, moving them away from how heavy that first idea is.]
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givethemhell
2019-11-18 03:11 am (UTC)
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You could certainly do that, too! We could decorate it and make it nice to look at.
[Their very own pet rock.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-18 03:18 am (UTC)
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[After a moment, with a smile:]
We could probably draw a face on it with the makeup in the beauty salon.
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givethemhell
2019-11-18 03:37 am (UTC)
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[Apparently he's absolutely delighted by this idea, judging by his bigass grin.]
Can we? That sounds like fun!
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uncurtained
2019-11-18 03:39 am (UTC)
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[She nods, but—]
Do you want to wait until you have both arms...?
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givethemhell
2019-11-18 03:58 am (UTC)
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[He looks down at his one arm and then back up at her with a grin.]
No, no need! Fortunately this is my dominant hand, so I shouldn't make too much of a mess out of things.
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uncurtained
2019-11-18 05:53 pm (UTC)
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[In that case, she's reaching for his uno hand.]
I bet they have a lot of colors of nail polish there. That could work, too.
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givethemhell
2019-11-18 07:19 pm (UTC)
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[Please guide him well he won't be able to break his fall if he trips.]
Ah, right! I think someone mentioned that before...
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2019-11-18 09:11 pm (UTC)
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Have you used it before? I could give you a manicure.
[...]
When your other hand comes back.
[Either way, she's grabbing her rock so they can go make it their new pet.]
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givethemhell
2019-11-18 11:35 pm (UTC)
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[He likes this pet rock already and it doesn't even have a face yet.]
Nope! Never heard of a manicure before either, but you should!
[He is so trusting.]
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uncurtained
2019-11-18 11:38 pm (UTC)
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I'll have to show you tomorrow, then.
[Off they go with this rock.]
What should we name it?
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givethemhell
2019-11-18 11:42 pm (UTC)
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I'll look forward to it!
[The best part about his arm coming back: manicures. As for names...]
--Seinfeld?
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uncurtained
2019-11-19 12:40 am (UTC)
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...Maybe we shouldn't name our pet rock after a demon.
[It's just eclipsed the actual Seinfeld in her mind.]
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givethemhell
2019-11-19 12:46 am (UTC)
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[He only knows Seinfeld as a demon??? He's just out here suggesting they name their rocks after demons.]
Hm... John Lennon Three? Or four, maybe - I think one of them is a demon.
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uncurtained
2019-11-19 12:53 am (UTC)
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Maybe we could pick a new name that's not one of Higekiri's names!
[No.]
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givethemhell
2019-11-19 12:57 am (UTC)
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It's one of mine, too! We're the same person, after all.
[Has Beck even heard of that wildass shitpost yet good LORD.]
But if you don't want to use that, you suggest one!
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2019-11-19 01:41 am (UTC)
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[Judging from her surprised laugh, she doesn’t know.]
Wait, you’re what?
[As far as names go...]
Dwayne Johnson.
[shut the fuck up]
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givethemhell
2019-11-19 01:55 am (UTC)
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We're the same person! We share the same names!
[THIS EXPLAINS NOTHING.
Also he has no idea what the joke is here but he's assuming it's Something if his gremlinass friend is suggesting it.]
Is that also a demon?
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uncurtained
2019-11-19 04:48 am (UTC)
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You are totally not the same person.
[Higekiri is a soft gremlin and WWX is a chaotic gremlin. Anyways, very seriously:]
No. He's an angel.
[beck no]
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givethemhell
2019-11-19 06:13 am (UTC)
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[HE WOULD BEG TO DIFFER EXCUSE, Higekiri is absolutely a chaotic gremlin wow.]
We are! ...He is?
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So we're naming our rock after an angel?
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[She sighs, though.]
I'm a little bit jealous. Not of the arm thing, but - all I got from bingo was a rock...
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A— really, just a rock? Not a rock that allows you to break open any lock or something like that...?
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[He can probably guess what she's implying, so she lets it go unsaid.]
So, yeah, a rock.
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Ah - well! If we get into a situation where we're on the other side of the room and we need to close a door quickly, your rock could hit it shut! Or if we need to break a bottle we can't reach!
[He's doing his best.]
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[It's a joke, moving them away from how heavy that first idea is.]
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[Their very own pet rock.]
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We could probably draw a face on it with the makeup in the beauty salon.
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Can we? That sounds like fun!
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Do you want to wait until you have both arms...?
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No, no need! Fortunately this is my dominant hand, so I shouldn't make too much of a mess out of things.
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I bet they have a lot of colors of nail polish there. That could work, too.
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Ah, right! I think someone mentioned that before...
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[Either way, she's grabbing her rock so they can go make it their new pet.]
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Nope! Never heard of a manicure before either, but you should!
[He is so trusting.]
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[Off they go with this rock.]
What should we name it?
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[The best part about his arm coming back: manicures. As for names...]
--Seinfeld?
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[It's just eclipsed the actual Seinfeld in her mind.]
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Hm... John Lennon Three? Or four, maybe - I think one of them is a demon.
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[No.]
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[Has Beck even heard of that wildass shitpost yet good LORD.]
But if you don't want to use that, you suggest one!
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Wait, you’re what?
[As far as names go...]
Dwayne Johnson.
[shut the fuck up]
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[THIS EXPLAINS NOTHING.
Also he has no idea what the joke is here but he's assuming it's Something if his gremlinass friend is suggesting it.]
Is that also a demon?
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[Higekiri is a soft gremlin and WWX is a chaotic gremlin. Anyways, very seriously:]
No. He's an angel.
[beck no]
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We are! ...He is? [...] So we're naming our rock after an angel?