Not at all! I can't say that I don't love taking the opportunity to pull a few pranks when I can, but it would be silly to lie about something like this when there are so many bigger things happening.
[He says this, but there are some real clowns out here in these wilds...]
If I had to guess, I'd say we're dealing with some very powerful kidnappers with a very far reach.
I'm sure it seems like that. [TO NORMIES.] But everything else about this situation seems pretty fantastical too, doesn't it? I don't know about you, but I never thought I'd be waking up in front of a gilded fountain that would blind a monk.
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[He says this, but there are some real clowns out here in these wilds...]
If I had to guess, I'd say we're dealing with some very powerful kidnappers with a very far reach.
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How far are you thinking...?
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[IT'S. IT'S VERY STRANGE.]
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That's... It would explain some things, but that seems like something you'd read about in a book, not something that's actually happening.
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