pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[givethemhell]

Haha, true! Though it's a bit of a refreshing change to see things running toward me instead of away, for once. Most animals don't seem to enjoy me for some reason!

[It's because he BULLIES THEM MERCILESSLY.]

In any case, I'm sure everyone would rather see them gone, and the sooner the better.

[uncurtained]

You just need to get a dog. Dogs love everyone.

[She nods, though.]

I wonder if it'll be like the tattoos, where they're gone after a week.

[givethemhell]

[Even the MENTION OF DOGS sense the hair on the back of his neck prickling, and he laughs a little and waves a hand.]

Hahaha, I'm more of a rabbit person, myself...!

[But yes good let's talk about the cursed effects and nonsense instead.]

I'm hoping that may be the case. It does seem like things start from fresh every Monday, doesn't it?

[uncurtained]

Really? That surprises me a little bit, honestly.

[Somehow, rabbits aren't the first animals to come to mind for him. Still!]

Yeah. But, honestly, I would take those toys over both effects we've gotten so far.

[givethemhell]

Is it that surprising? Haha, but who doesn't love rabbits? They taste so good!

[A TERRIBLE MAN but at least it's clear from his tone that he's (probably) joking...]

I'd have to agree with that, though. Think we could ask for a trade next week?

[uncurtained]

[She lets out a little giggle despite herself, and if this were any other week she'd probably be pushing at his shoulder.]

Yeah, we'll march right up to the demons with our best negotiating tactics.

[givethemhell]

If we can convince half this boat to join our sect, then surely a little negotiation for more agreeable terms will be easy enough!

[He says it SO BOISTEROUSLY, like their collective lives are actually that easy, sure.]

[uncurtained]

Maybe we should start a petition.

[the shitpost never ends]

[givethemhell]

[When in doubt just SHITPOST HARDER.]

Once again, you have only the best ideas! Let's organize one right away.

[uncurtained]

Our first official sect action...

[hm]

[givethemhell]

[Why are both of them LIKE THIS.]

We should organize a toast for it! A whole party, even! There are plenty of snacks to be had here, after all.

[uncurtained]

Right. To celebrate our demon petition.

[She laughs.]

[givethemhell]

Exactly so! A party will make it more official.

[Isn't that how the legal system works??]

[uncurtained]

I can almost picture the champagne tower.

[givethemhell]

The champagne what now?

[He's absolutely picturing just a wholeass regular tower, but made with champagne instead of bricks.]

[uncurtained]

—Oh my god, I have to make you one now. They're amazing.

[givethemhell]

[INTRIGUES. He's going to love champagne towers and I hate that.]

Good, good - I'd love to see one! Do you actually drink them...? How tall are they, anyway?

[uncurtained]

Depends how ambitious you are.

[She smiles.]

You probably need to sleep, but... Sometime soon.

[givethemhell]

[Sometime soon indeed because he'll absolutely be coming to Beck to make a champagne tower on his birthday next week.]

Mm, alright! Can't sleep just yet, but I should get going to finish up passing on what I've learned.

[This boy has not slept in like 30 hours but it's fine.]

[uncurtained]

Okay. But you'll sleep once you're done, right?

[givethemhell]

I will, I will - no need to worry!

[He really will but only because someone's about to knock his dumb ass unconscious. IT'S FINE.]