[Sometimes you just end up with one person face-down on the floor, reaching up to pat the arm of one person lying face-up on the bed, enjoying a tiny moment of peace in the midst of the chaos that is the Demon Sex Boat.]
That would be a great sin, indeed! Good thing we have an official record-keeper to keep track for us.
pantomiming someone writing something out on a scroll. Higekiri the famous scribe... They're all just going to gather around and popcorn this, apparently.]
Oh, dear... I suppose you'll just have to live with your hip being out of place, unfortunately. It's just part of the growing pains of becoming that elderly, you know?
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Of course! How else would we have remained strong for over four hundred years?
[It's... it's an old sect now... Old watermelon money.]
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[Here they are, with him touching her arm from his place on the ground, still being fools.]
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That would be a great sin, indeed! Good thing we have an official record-keeper to keep track for us.
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[She's
returning the arm pat.]
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Hmmm... Haha, that's a good question. Let's see, let's see. [He hasn't actually decided yet, apparently??] —It's Higekiri!
[THE GUY WHO CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS OWN NAME IS THEIR RECORD-KEEPER.]
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...Did you just decide on that?
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I did! Good decision, don't you think? I'm sure he'll do an excellent job!
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I'll look forward to reading his records.
[They will be nonsense.]
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Good, we can watch him do his first recording! [How does he think record keeping works...]
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[higekiri the famous actor]
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[He's just
pantomiming someone writing something out on a scroll. Higekiri the famous scribe... They're all just going to gather around and popcorn this, apparently.]
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What, we're just all going to watch?
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[It'll be.......so fun.]
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[It's a joke, at least.]
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[Did an extra couple hundred years just appear...]
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[HE'S STILL JUST HERE ON THE GROUND.]
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[It occurs to her that he probably doesn't know what that means, but she doesn't clarify.]
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Better than being moved directly into the dirt!
[He just goes along with everything so smoothly that it probably seems like he actually knows what he's talking about.]