pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[uncurtained]

I'm exactly as nice as you deserve.

[It's said with a warm, fond smile as she takes the glass. She holds it up towards him with that same smile.]

To friendship?

[givethemhell]

[BECK IS... TOO GOOD FOR HIM. Oh no. Oh no he's really accidentally tricked someone into liking him, oh NO.

But it's fine, it's fine, he'll just raise his own glass with a matching smile of his own.]

To friendship! Here's to our time of it so far, and its continuation well after we finally visit Costco together!

[uncurtained]

[She takes a drink after he says that, the smile remaining.]

You know, I won't say I like being here, because - I mean, who would? But... It's nice in some ways. I wouldn't have been able to meet people like you, Higekiri or Junpei if I hadn't come here.

[givethemhell]

We're of the same opinion in that case then, you and I! This place is certainly far from a nice vacation, but I don't think I've been around so many good people in a long time.

[Or been around so many people who didn't want to supermurder him, same diff.]

[uncurtained]

...Maybe we can both change that, after all of this is over.

[Maybe her taste in friends and partners won't be garbage and he won't be a social pariah! They can both dream.]

[givethemhell]

[Look, it's good to have dreams, at least.]

Haha, well! If you say it, the only thing left to do is make it so, right?

[uncurtained]

Yeah.

[After a moment:]

You’ll come visit me after this, right?

[givethemhell]

Of course!

[There is literally zero hesitation...]

Even if we can't figure out how to connect our worlds right away, I'll work on it, myself! You'll have to take me to your Costco when I get there.

[uncurtained]

[With a small laugh:]

I'll take you to much cooler places than Costco.

[givethemhell]

Hm, I don't know about that. Do you really think you could beat something like Costco?

[The future is magic though and he has no doubt she could show him some batshit wild amazing things, even better than a Costco.]

[uncurtained]

[!!]

I can take you to Central Park.

[givethemhell]

Is that a park in the center of your country?

[Well

he tried.]

[uncurtained]

[...]

Yeah. We'll have to travel pretty far, but it's worth it.

[givethemhell]

That's fine! I don't mind long trips. What's there, though?

[Another, smaller Costco??]

[uncurtained]

It's just a big park, basically, but it's beautiful. Millions of people come there every year to see it. Well, and the city I live in, but the park is a nice perk.

[givethemhell]

Ah! You must live in an important city, then - I want to see that, too! Are there lots of people there? It sounds busy.

[He, unsurprisingly, loves bustling and thriving cityscapes...]

The park is good too, though!

[uncurtained]

[Breezily:]

Just about eight and a half million.

[givethemhell]

[THAT'S LIKE MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE IN THE ENTIRETY OF YUNMENG.]

—Really? Wait, really? I can't tell if you're joking or not this time!

[uncurtained]

[She shakes her head, laughing. Despite the laughing, she sounds sincere, at least.]

Not this time. That's about the population.

[givethemhell]

[In his surprise he just blurts out the first thing on his mind, which is:]

Why in the world are there so many of you?

[There, he means, but. That also applies honestly WHY ARE THERE SO MANY.]