pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[uncurtained]

Oh, you are?

[> Beck will remember this.]

But - yeah. I won't let anything happen to him.

[givethemhell]

[HE'S MADE A MISTAKE... He just waves it off!!]

Unfortunately! Though with all of us keeping an eye out, I'd like to think we'll manage to keep Higekiri out of trouble.

[uncurtained]

[She

very solemnly holds out her pinky.]

Okay... Promise.

[givethemhell]

[He just

holds out his pinky, mimicking her gesture. PINKY PROMISE, HE DOESN'T KNOW HER.]

Mm, I promise!

[uncurtained]

[She moves her hand forward enough that she can lock her pinky around his. This is now a legally binding contract.]

Thanks.

[givethemhell]

[WHAT IS THIS. He's looking at their fingers and then back at her.]

—Is this a Beck thing, or a future thing?

[uncurtained]

It’s a pinky promise!

[This explains everything.]

[givethemhell]

Oh! Right, I know those - the first one to break the deal gets theirs cut off, right?

[HE COMES FROM ANCIENT CHINA WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.]

Haha, though I don't suspect either of us will be breaking this one! Lucky for our pinkies.

[uncurtained]

No.

[givethemhell]

Oh. [...] Wait, what is it then?

[uncurtained]

It's just - an extra special promise. No dismemberment involved.

[givethemhell]

Ah! Well that's certainly much more pleasant. A pinky promise, then! Wonderful!

[AND SO HER PACT WITH SATAN IS SEALED.]

[uncurtained]

Okay, but... People don't really cut off their fingers if they can't keep a promise where you come from, right?

[Right??]

[givethemhell]

Haha, nope! That was a joke. You only lose your pinkies if you break the law.

[Hm.]

[uncurtained]

Why do you seem so casual about that...?

[screams internally]

[givethemhell]

Is it not that way for everyone?

[200 AD laws, man. Wild.]

I mean, it's not like anyone who breaks any law ends up without their pinkies. The cultivation world doesn't really deal in that sort of punishment, either.

[Just the ye olde normies, always doing crazy things.]