[BECK... Fair though, honestly. It's flavored vodka! Strawberry again, he seems partial to it... But he'll take a healthy swig for himself before answering.]
It was a bingo prize, I think! I got it Wednesday night but didn't get around to using it until now. Didn't want to risk being without an arm on Friday or having to explain it during trial, you know?
Ah - well! If we get into a situation where we're on the other side of the room and we need to close a door quickly, your rock could hit it shut! Or if we need to break a bottle we can't reach!
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It was a bingo prize, I think! I got it Wednesday night but didn't get around to using it until now. Didn't want to risk being without an arm on Friday or having to explain it during trial, you know?
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[She sighs, though.]
I'm a little bit jealous. Not of the arm thing, but - all I got from bingo was a rock...
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A— really, just a rock? Not a rock that allows you to break open any lock or something like that...?
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[He can probably guess what she's implying, so she lets it go unsaid.]
So, yeah, a rock.
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Ah - well! If we get into a situation where we're on the other side of the room and we need to close a door quickly, your rock could hit it shut! Or if we need to break a bottle we can't reach!
[He's doing his best.]
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[It's a joke, moving them away from how heavy that first idea is.]
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[Their very own pet rock.]
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We could probably draw a face on it with the makeup in the beauty salon.
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Can we? That sounds like fun!
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Do you want to wait until you have both arms...?
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No, no need! Fortunately this is my dominant hand, so I shouldn't make too much of a mess out of things.
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I bet they have a lot of colors of nail polish there. That could work, too.
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Ah, right! I think someone mentioned that before...
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[Either way, she's grabbing her rock so they can go make it their new pet.]
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Nope! Never heard of a manicure before either, but you should!
[He is so trusting.]
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[Off they go with this rock.]
What should we name it?
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[The best part about his arm coming back: manicures. As for names...]
--Seinfeld?
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[It's just eclipsed the actual Seinfeld in her mind.]
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Hm... John Lennon Three? Or four, maybe - I think one of them is a demon.
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[No.]
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[Has Beck even heard of that wildass shitpost yet good LORD.]
But if you don't want to use that, you suggest one!
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Wait, you’re what?
[As far as names go...]
Dwayne Johnson.
[shut the fuck up]
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[THIS EXPLAINS NOTHING.
Also he has no idea what the joke is here but he's assuming it's Something if his gremlinass friend is suggesting it.]
Is that also a demon?
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[Higekiri is a soft gremlin and WWX is a chaotic gremlin. Anyways, very seriously:]
No. He's an angel.
[beck no]
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We are! ...He is? [...] So we're naming our rock after an angel?