pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

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shitpost incoming

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...Cool.

[But she's going to be Smooth and not dwell on it!! Instead:]

Okay. Best song to sing in the shower?

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Oooh, that's tough one. I'm not a singer [ shut the fuck up, jesse mccartney ] but "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"? Any song that's a duet so you're struggling to sing both parts are the best in the shower.

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How into it do you get? Are you the soap microphone type?

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When I got my own place, my shampoo bottle may or may not have gotten a full concert.

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[She laughs, but then:]

Dare.