pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

shitpost incoming

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[uncurtained]

[Poker, a game which I absolutely know the rules for, is sure happening!!]

Maybe you should do another PSA about that.

[unpredicktable]

Revisiting my self-created public embarrassment is cheating.

[ because he said so. Also wow this sure is poker happening. pick cards. say words. I don't even know what they're doing ]

[uncurtained]

Oh? Are there rules now?

[she's looking over her cards while i read this online tutorial about how poker works]

[unpredicktable]

[ there's no such thing as learning in this household ]

Yep. [ shameless? ] And that's rule number one.

[uncurtained]

I’ll await the rest of your rules with baited breath, but I hope you know you’re now obligated to let me introduce my own.

[unpredicktable]

A truly terrifying concept, but it's a deal. [ speaking of deals let's. pretend. they've picked cards? what IS poker. they have hands they should show now? ] Do you fold?

[uncurtained]

No... I think I’ll raise.

[She smiles.]

You?

[unpredicktable]

[ his eyes flicker to his cards for a second before he smiles back and shrugs ]

There are no real stakes, so... Sure.

[uncurtained]

We could always decide on something to bet.

[But, hm.]

I'll raise again.

[unpredicktable]

[ he smirks a bit ]

Yeah? You got something in mind? [ head tilted ] I'll call.