uncurtained | pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

shitpost incoming

Someday you'll let your guard down.

Keep thinking that.

Your day of reckoning will come.

I'll live in anticipation until then.

I'm sure you'll be shivering.

I'd be shivering if you successfully threw me in the pool, too.

You caught me. I'm always here to make you shiver.

[hm]

[ hm indeed ]

Heh. Is that so?

...That came out wrong.

[no it didn't]

[ he laughs ]

I'll let it pass, since you were very forgiving when it happened to me.

Ah, my good karma wins out again.