pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

shitpost incoming

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[uncurtained]

It started when I pushed you into the pool... You think it had something to do with that?

[unpredicktable]

[ he hums a bit ]

... Yeah. I think it must've been the physical contact. Even though it wasn't direct skin to skin. [ he can be fairly certain of it because of hellish other examples from today maybe anywho ] See? That's what you get for pushing me into the pool.

[ sex. sex is what you get ]

[uncurtained]

[After a moment, she laughs.]

Right, because this was so awful...?

[unpredicktable]

[ he has a shit eating grin on his face ]

Maybe I just wanted to hear you say you liked it.

[uncurtained]

Did I say that? I can't recall.

[unpredicktable]

You did look like you hated it.

[ he toys with the ends of her hair slightly ]

[uncurtained]

Yeah, just the worst.

[She says, before she leans over and kisses his neck.]

...It was really nice.

[unpredicktable]

[ it's a good thing she's kissing his neck, because the genuine praise seems to fluster him for like, 00.001 seconds. he hums ]

... Is it conceited if I say "glad you liked it"?

[uncurtained]

I may forgive you once you also say you enjoyed it.