pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

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[uncurtained]

...Pretty much everything about this place is going to freak me out in some way. You don't have to censor yourself, or anything.

[She tries to keep her tone light as she says that, but.]

[unpredicktable]

It's not about censoring myself. But I'm-- [ hmm. ] There's no way not to make it sound insulting, but you're involved, so sometimes I forget you're... not used to this stuff.

[uncurtained]

[...]

It's not really insulting if it's true, you know.

[unpredicktable]

The part where I admit I'd be coddling you if I did is what might come off as insulting.

[uncurtained]

You know I'm older than you, right?

[unpredicktable]

Not that way. [ though he does look a bit amused ] But I don't interact with civilians the same way I do with-- other superheroes.

[ he was going to say something else but apparently changed his mind ]

[uncurtained]

Well, lucky for both of us, I don't think I really count as a civilian anymore.

[unpredicktable]

I know. But just... tell me if it's ever too much, alright?

[uncurtained]

[After a moment:]

I don't really have a choice on that, do I? I mean - whether or not I know about what's happening here, it's still going to be happening, whether it's too much or not.

[unpredicktable]

That doesn't mean you can't take a break from hearing about it.

[uncurtained]

I can't say it wouldn't be nice, but - considering the stakes...

[unpredicktable]

The stakes are high, yes, but we've got time on our hands plenty. If you ever need a time out to breathe, tell me.

[uncurtained]

I'd say the same to you, but...

[Somehow, she doubts that'll happen.]