pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

shitpost incoming

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[unpredicktable]

Mmm. [ dick sips his own, wondering how much of a downer it would be to mention he had a friend who kinda fell into addiction before deciding on a different, funnier truth: ] I'm impressed you think I don't have way more reckless coping mechanisms.

[uncurtained]

Oh, really? Well, now you’ll have to clue me in on what they are.

[unpredicktable]

Violence, mainly.

[uncurtained]

[She looks... unsure how to take that for a moment, but her voice is just as light when she continues.]

For the greater good, right?

[unpredicktable]

You got me, I was talking about fighting crime.

[ he put it horribly as a joke ]

[uncurtained]

Is that really the only thing you do to destress?

[unpredicktable]

[ he laughs ]

No. If I'm really honest, it's gymnastics. B had an entire rig set up just for my acrobatics when I was a kid. So-- even worse than violence. I work out.

[ no shit you do buddy ]

[uncurtained]

[With a laugh:]

Really? I never would have guessed.

[unpredicktable]

I know, right? I hide it so well.

[ sips his margarita like the liar he is ]

[uncurtained]

You know, some people might say you're not being truthful.

[She takes a sip, too.]

[unpredicktable]

That'd be pretty slanderous of them.

[uncurtained]

What, it's slander to say that you work out now?

[unpredicktable]

No, just to call me a liar.

[uncurtained]

Right. I'll make sure to avoid the lawsuit.