pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

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[unpredicktable]

Not a big fan of being in the most coveted store for kink bingo week? [ he makes a show of pretending to try to look for her clamshell ] Was exhibitionism not on there...?

[ but all jokes aside, he nods towards the exit with a grin ]

Your room or mine?

[uncurtained]

Not unless you think I'm trying for a blackout.

[tread very carefully dick

Taking his hand again, though, she thinks about it before heading that way.]

Hm... Let's go with yours. I'm assuming Junpei's probably busy elsewhere this week.

[Haha.]

[unpredicktable]

There's... no answer to that I can say that won't end with me in a blackout, is there?

[ hm. moving on ]

Gonna be awkward if he's busy in there... buuuut it might be worst in yours. [ considering it's common ship knowledge that dick and junpei have, at least, slept with each other. life is. a mystery. dick decides to not linger on that ] Let's go.

[uncurtained]

Yeah, because I could definitely take you.

[She looks towards him, though.]

Not to pry or anything, but you guys do have a sock on the doorknob kind of system worked out, right...?

[unpredicktable]

I believe in you. You did push me in a pool once.

[ at that question, he... tilts his head ]

Do you and WWX?

[ he's. genuinely curious. ]

[uncurtained]

Yeah... We try to tell each other when we're planning on using it, and it anything, um, impromptu comes up, we put a piece of paper under the door.

[which i forgot in aphro thread but it definitely happened]

[unpredicktable]

Huh. Maybe we should get a system. [ dick tilts his head a bit ] We never, uh-- well, maybe he did and I wasn't there. I've just never brought anyone back. Got used to the... original roommate situation we had.

[ which is to say. three people. ]

[uncurtained]

Yeah. Probably just easier to head to someone else's room in that case, right?

[this is his room. i'm tired]

[unpredicktable]

[ im crying? dick opens his door with his clamshell with a hum ]

Pretty much. Don't go near the plant in the corner.

[ it's completely out of the way of where any human being would go, but. dick still warns her, just in case, letting her come in ]

[uncurtained]

Um, why...?

[She could maybe wait and ask this later, but. She's heading in regardless.]

[unpredicktable]

Ever heard of a suicide plant? Super painful if you touch any part of it. It was in the gift shop.

[ dick sounds so tired even as he starts working on taking off his uniform? ]

[uncurtained]

Still working on the whole buying stuff so nobody else can have it mission? Well... Let me know if you need any help. I've got enough to pitch in.

[She glances towards it, but she moves towards his bed as she does.]

[unpredicktable]

... Actually, that one was... [ he sighs ] Escha had bought it because she thought it looked nice. Lucky for everyone involved, there's a plant-based supervillain in Gotham, so I'm well-versed in deadly foliage.

[uncurtained]

Oh. Well - offer's still on the table, you know.

[unpredicktable]

Thanks. I might take you up on it. Think Kagachi's breaking his own bank doing it. [ he shakes his head ] And none of that is nearly as interesting as what we came here for.

[uncurtained]

Right. Remind me what that was...?

[She moves away from the bed, but only so she can get closer to him, reaching for his hand again.]

[unpredicktable]

Dunno. Something about a game?

[ his grin's a little sly as he grabs her hand ]

Pretty sure it involved a bed, at least.

[uncurtained]

[She grips his hand once it's in hers, walking back to pull him towards the bed.]

You might be jogging my memory...

[unpredicktable]

[ he lets himself be pulled, laughing a bit ]

Hmmm... I'm also pretty sure it involved what you're holding somehow, but I'm drawing a blank.

[uncurtained]

[She moves backwards onto the bed, still taking him with her, and as she lets go of his hand so she can take off her shirt:]

Maybe I could show you.

[unpredicktable]

[ Dick's hovering over her, halfway out of his own clothes since earlier which i definitely didn't have to reread the thread to find out, and he hums as he gives her an appraising look ]

Think I'm starting to get the picture.

[ he makes quick work of the rest of his uniform, peeling off the mask last. he keeps his boxers for now, though, crawling on the bed to join her ]

[uncurtained]

[Once her top is off, she's taking off her jeans as she glances over at him, definitely enjoying the view. As soon as he's with her on the bed, she's leaning forward to kiss him again, running her hands through his hair as she makes a small noise of pleasure.]

[unpredicktable]

[ recently i realized it's been a month and he's got straight boy hair so it's doing that shaggy, kinda wavy thing because he needs a haircut. this isn't important but i was reminded. anyway, dick hums approvingly into the kiss, deepening it as he puts a hand to her nape to bring her closer, putting his other hand on her hip in a loose hold, running his thumb over her skin. ]

[uncurtained]

[She moves one of her hands to touch his as he reaches for her hip, guiding it gently towards her inner thigh. Her other hand shifts to his face as she keeps kissing him, making a soft noise of pleasure.]

[unpredicktable]

[ Dick lets her guide him without protect, though he doesn't stop his touch; rather, he's kneading at the flesh of her inner thigh, his thumb just slightly brushing over the crotch of her underwear, suggestive. he bites at her lip a little. ]