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shitpost incoming

I bet you say that to everyone here.

[It’s teasing right back. Normally it’d be ‘to all the girls’, but she accepts how aggressively bi he is!!]

Only the ones I like.

[ he's AGGRESSIVELY bi, fuck you dc ]

[In the same teasing tone:]

Which is everyone...?

Hey, I don't kiss and tell.

[ ba dum TSHHHHH ]

Where am I supposed to get my juicy gossip from now?

Out of everyone here? Nikkari, probably.

Well, darn. Here I was, hoping I’d have something to thank you for again...

Sorry. I draw the line at being the gossiper. I only cause rumors, I don't start them.

You are so full of it.

[She’s laughing, though, pushing at his shoulder.]

[ he laughs at the push, going with it ]

Taking it as a compliment!

[She laughs again, amused.]

You’re going to have to enlighten me as to how that’s a compliment.

Didn't say what it was. I choose to take it you mean charm. Because I am full of that.

Hm... I’m not so sure. Maybe you’ll have to show me how charming you can be.

What do you think I've been doing these past few weeks?

[ literally anything else ]

Ah, of course. It’s all been one big show to make sure I like you.

Obviously. You only catching on now?

Well... Lucky for you, it worked.

I told you I was full of charm.