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guinevere beck ([personal profile] uncurtained) wrote2019-10-04 04:16 pm

pc catchall for wei wuxian ([personal profile] givethemhell)

givethemhell: (staple your tongue)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
More or less. An annoying problem, but not one that's unexpected.

[But haha whoops YEAH... At the question, he glances at the nearest set of stains and looks back at her sheepishly.]

--To be honest, I haven't given it much of a try yet! I usually just wipe them away with my hand enough to break the lines.

[But he thinks that no, no they will not come off easily.]
givethemhell: (walking out of town)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[BECK IS TOO KIND AND CONSIDERATE TO HIS STUPID GREMLIN ASS.]

Haha, still... I'll do my best to clean it up! And I'll keep my writings over here from now on.

[Gesturing to his claimed corner!!]
givethemhell: (uplift)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[This is truly hilarious im fucking crying

ANYWAY. HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT AN ICEBREAKER IS but he can guess by context, at least. Some sort of introductory something or other... Well, he'll continue cleaning up the garbage, at least, but nods in her direction.]


If you wouldn't mind leading! I'm not entirely sure what an icebreaker entails, or how you do one.
givethemhell: (you don't say)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I see, I see! That seems simple enough. [DUMPING AN ARMFUL OF TRASH AWAY...]

So then, your round first? Or shall I go? Either way is fine with me!
givethemhell: (who me?)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, then... So I could pick a dare? I'll do that!
givethemhell: (uplift)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm assuming this has nothing to do with the actual wheels of an actual cart.

[BUT DAMN IF HE KNOWS WHAT SHE MEANS. And she tried to start off easy, too.]
givethemhell: (can't say no)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh! He sees! That should be easy enough!

-The last thing Wei Wuxian thinks before he attempts to copy her cartwheel and goes crashing into the bedside table.]


—That's much harder than it looks, for some reason!?
givethemhell: (wish i could remember)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-14 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's fine, his head is made of rocks and also full of rocks. The only thing bruised here is his ego!!]

I'm fine, I'm fine! This is nothing. Ah, to think I'd fail a game on the first try, though...! I'm losing my touch!
givethemhell: (is it even so)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-15 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine, it's fine! Ah, but for that - so I ask you a question, then? Hm... What's one food you'd absolutely never eat under any circumstance?

[He could have gone for a normal "what's your favorite food" but that's boring!! Though the question in general is hilariously mundane...]
givethemhell: (uplift)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[HE SURE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND LIKE, HALF OF THIS. That said he at least gets the gist that while she was studying somewhere for some reason she smelled a Questionable Food that was real bad. Good enough for him!]

What is it, exactly? Is the smell really that bad? I don't think I've ever smelled a food so unpleasant that I'd never think to eat it.

[His senses cannot be trusted though.]
givethemhell: (get you connected)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-16 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't know what lye is, but the mention of a fish turning into jelly definitely causes him to make a face... He's only just learned what jelly was thanks to the magics of Modern Food in their kitchen but that texture is hard to forget?!]

Wow! I wonder why anyone would take time out of their lives to invent something like that, let alone eat it. [People are wild.

Anyway:]
I learned my lesson, hah. Truth!
givethemhell: (my turn!)

[personal profile] givethemhell 2019-10-17 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, that one's easy! When I first came back from my studies in Gusu, I ate everything anyone brought me from the kitchen! Watermelon, fresh steamed buns, loquats, and my shijie's lotus and pork rib soup! So much of it that I could hardly move!

[AH, FOND MEMORIES.]

What about you?!

[This isn't how you play the game...]

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