pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[givethemhell]

Hah, well, I'd hope it wouldn't be. Is it named, like the aquarium?

[So they he can call it by name instead of being like THE FLASHY LIGHTS BINGO DEMON DEN WITH SKINAMAJIGS IN IT.

He also feels a little guilt for making her concerned... Helpfully(???) he pulls his robes back up, obscuring his new battle prizes from view.]

They all came from that one game, though we did have to play another after. Not entirely sure what it was supposed to be, though? All we had to do was put our hands and feet on different colored dots on a board.

[He left uno bloody handprint behind but Kagachi had to balance on a fractured wrist, rip Kagachi.]

[uncurtained]

It's an arcade.

[She frowns, though, and tilts her head.]

And that game is Twister, but that doesn't seem so bad... I mean, I guess it can be kind of embarrassing.

[givethemhell]

[Little do they know rng spared them all from twisty injured pain and/or a threesome because of horny cursed touching.]

Can't say I get it either, honestly! Especially compared to those first games we played, it seemed so benign. Ah - though Kagachi had a bit of trouble just because he kept getting his hands and feet put in strange places.

[uncurtained]

[She pauses, eyes narrowing in confusion for a moment.]

What do you mean by strange...?

[givethemhell]

I mean he ended up getting all crossed over himself and bending over backwards because of where it told him to put his feet and hands! Higekiri and I just got things all in a row.

[ie Kagachi was the only one who had to play the damn game.]

[uncurtained]

[She pauses again, thinking about that, before:]

Oh, no. None of you touched each other, did you?

[givethemhell]

Fortunately not! [He says this but only Kagachi would have been really sol in that situation, god.] I suppose if the game went on any longer that might have been a risk, but it was fairly short.

[uncurtained]

Good. Were those the only two things you had to do, or was there more than the shooting game and Twister...?

[givethemhell]

That was it for me. Kagachi and Higekiri had their own games to play before Twister, but that's what took up the bulk of our time - those games. ...Ah, and the dolls.

[THE SKINAMAJIGS.]

[uncurtained]

Did they try to beat you up, too? It might actually be kind of cute, if it wasn't for the... you know.

[Skin.]

[givethemhell]

[THE SKIN...]

Oh, they did, and it was very cute! They tried to climb up my legs and beat me with their tiny little fists! Haha, I wonder if they know they're just made of fluff.

[uncurtained]

I wonder if we could domesticate one.

[Joking.]

[givethemhell]

[Don't give him any ideas!!]

Not sure they'd be much good even domesticated! They're nice and soft, but most animals are, and they won't keep you up at night saying strange things.

[uncurtained]

Most animals don't have a singular purpose in life to hit you with their tiny little fists, so... Fair enough.

[It brings forth a small laugh.]

[givethemhell]

Haha, true! Though it's a bit of a refreshing change to see things running toward me instead of away, for once. Most animals don't seem to enjoy me for some reason!

[It's because he BULLIES THEM MERCILESSLY.]

In any case, I'm sure everyone would rather see them gone, and the sooner the better.

[uncurtained]

You just need to get a dog. Dogs love everyone.

[She nods, though.]

I wonder if it'll be like the tattoos, where they're gone after a week.

[givethemhell]

[Even the MENTION OF DOGS sense the hair on the back of his neck prickling, and he laughs a little and waves a hand.]

Hahaha, I'm more of a rabbit person, myself...!

[But yes good let's talk about the cursed effects and nonsense instead.]

I'm hoping that may be the case. It does seem like things start from fresh every Monday, doesn't it?

[uncurtained]

Really? That surprises me a little bit, honestly.

[Somehow, rabbits aren't the first animals to come to mind for him. Still!]

Yeah. But, honestly, I would take those toys over both effects we've gotten so far.

[givethemhell]

Is it that surprising? Haha, but who doesn't love rabbits? They taste so good!

[A TERRIBLE MAN but at least it's clear from his tone that he's (probably) joking...]

I'd have to agree with that, though. Think we could ask for a trade next week?

[uncurtained]

[She lets out a little giggle despite herself, and if this were any other week she'd probably be pushing at his shoulder.]

Yeah, we'll march right up to the demons with our best negotiating tactics.

[givethemhell]

If we can convince half this boat to join our sect, then surely a little negotiation for more agreeable terms will be easy enough!

[He says it SO BOISTEROUSLY, like their collective lives are actually that easy, sure.]

[uncurtained]

Maybe we should start a petition.

[the shitpost never ends]

[givethemhell]

[When in doubt just SHITPOST HARDER.]

Once again, you have only the best ideas! Let's organize one right away.

[uncurtained]

Our first official sect action...

[hm]

[givethemhell]

[Why are both of them LIKE THIS.]

We should organize a toast for it! A whole party, even! There are plenty of snacks to be had here, after all.