I can't believe I'm seeing this cruel side of you for the first time over needing to have my old man hip bones put back into place... Terrible! I can't bear it!
[A single hand sticks up over the side of the bed like a ZOMBIE RISING FROM THE EARTH... and starts patting around in search, uselessly poofing the comforter.]
Oh? I might? Think twice! I already have! Haha, don't underestimate me.
[SUCCESS. Once her arm is within reach, he'll move his hand over and pat it a few times.]
Oh! Well. If I could pay in watermelons from the start, you should have mentioned it! That's fine, then - I won't take action against your fine establishment.
[Sometimes you just end up with one person face-down on the floor, reaching up to pat the arm of one person lying face-up on the bed, enjoying a tiny moment of peace in the midst of the chaos that is the Demon Sex Boat.]
That would be a great sin, indeed! Good thing we have an official record-keeper to keep track for us.
pantomiming someone writing something out on a scroll. Higekiri the famous scribe... They're all just going to gather around and popcorn this, apparently.]
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[WHAT CHILDREN]
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[She says, definitely not stifling a laugh at all.]
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[He just
dramatically collapses to the floor.]
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Careful. You might throw your hip out.
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Oh? I might? Think twice! I already have! Haha, don't underestimate me.
[WHY.]
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[She's just watching his hand do its thing.]
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I know! I should be rewarded for my talents, but instead, I'm just cheated out of my money. Is that not the saddest thing?
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At least you have enough watermelons to cover all my fees.
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Oh! Well. If I could pay in watermelons from the start, you should have mentioned it! That's fine, then - I won't take action against your fine establishment.
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[She says, as though this is an accepted part of Watermelon Sect Lore.]
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Of course! How else would we have remained strong for over four hundred years?
[It's... it's an old sect now... Old watermelon money.]
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[Here they are, with him touching her arm from his place on the ground, still being fools.]
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That would be a great sin, indeed! Good thing we have an official record-keeper to keep track for us.
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[She's
returning the arm pat.]
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Hmmm... Haha, that's a good question. Let's see, let's see. [He hasn't actually decided yet, apparently??] —It's Higekiri!
[THE GUY WHO CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS OWN NAME IS THEIR RECORD-KEEPER.]
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...Did you just decide on that?
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I did! Good decision, don't you think? I'm sure he'll do an excellent job!
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I'll look forward to reading his records.
[They will be nonsense.]
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Good, we can watch him do his first recording! [How does he think record keeping works...]
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[higekiri the famous actor]
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[He's just
pantomiming someone writing something out on a scroll. Higekiri the famous scribe... They're all just going to gather around and popcorn this, apparently.]
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What, we're just all going to watch?
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[It'll be.......so fun.]
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