pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[givethemhell]

Ah - right, I'd heard about that. [A little nod! Yes, yes. HYDRA ROLES.

There's another beat, though, and then:] You would have to ask Kagachi for his reasons.

[uncurtained]

...Right. I'll make sure to do that tomorrow.

[Provided none of them get voted out, at least, but she'll leave that unspoken. Glancing towards the bottle:]

Anyways... What did you bring back?

[givethemhell]

[Yeah that's a terrible possibility even though he is 100% more worried about HIGEKIRI RIGHT NOW... GODDAMN.

Either way, the first gets a nod and a smile. As for the question, he'll hold the bottle out for her to get a look!]

Just rice wine, haha - creature comforts or something, you know?

[uncurtained]

Can't say no to a trusted favorite, right?

[She holds a hand out with a small smile.]

Want to split it?

[givethemhell]

Exactly, exactly! It always tastes better when you share, anyway.

[He's already handing the bottle her way!]

The first sip honors can be yours.

[uncurtained]

Generous.

[She takes him up on that, though, taking a drink before she passes it his way.]

...It's not what I expected, but I like it.

[givethemhell]

[He seems pleased by the verdict!]

Good, good - I'm glad! It's nowhere near as good as my favorite from back home, though. Now that's a rice wine done right.

[uncurtained]

Was it easy to get in the mountain where you lived?

[She hands the bottle back to him as she asks.]

[givethemhell]

[Haha, ah.... He takes a hearty sip.]

Mm, not really. I couldn't get to Gusu easily from Yiling!

[HE COULDN'T GET ANYWHERE BECAUSE HE WAS A PARIAH.]

It was a real shame. That's one of the things I missed most about it! No other place I've ever been makes wine as good as Emperor's Smile.

[uncurtained]

And I guess you didn't have easy delivery systems worked out by then... God, that's the worst.

[There's definitely a sympathetic wince here.]

[givethemhell]

I know! No Costcos in Gusu! Ah, well. I'll be changing that once I get back.

[Can't believe Wei Wuxian is the founding father of Costco in 200 AD China.]

[uncurtained]

Do I get a cut of the profits for giving you the idea?

[it begins anew]

[givethemhell]

Of course you do! All profits will go directly to our sect.

[He's taking the whole concept of the watermelon sect back with him to his own world, which will most certainly not get his ass kicked by thousands of angry cultivators.]

[uncurtained]

I feel like I should get an increased percentage.

[givethemhell]

Hm... You'll have to submit an official requeset to our treasurer!

[Nikkari, the treasurer whose only job is to treasure the melons.]

[uncurtained]

[...]

Who's our treasurer, again?

[she has a deep respect and appreciation for this sect clearly]

[givethemhell]

[WAVES A HAND IN BECK'S DIRECTION Beck, your sect members!!!]

Nikkari, it's Nikkari! Goodness. Your memory is just as bad as our - oh... What title did we give Higekiri again?

[GOD THEY'RE BOTH TERRIBLE.]

[uncurtained]

[She shoves at his shoulder.]

Record keeper. Whose memory is going, exactly?

[givethemhell]

I have a bad memory! I'm old and only getting older!

[He just had a birthday, he's practically crumbling to dust??]

[uncurtained]

Senile...

[CRUEL]

[givethemhell]

Don't be mean to your elders.

[HE'S TIRED AND OLD.]

[uncurtained]

Of course. I’m the grasshopper, right?

[He’s not going to understand that, but he’s going to understand it even less when she calls him Mr. Miyagi.]

[givethemhell]

[Yeah he's. He's just giving Beck a look.]

--Are grasshoppers mean to the elderly where you come from?

[uncurtained]

...Yes.

[NO]

[givethemhell]

[He absolutely does not believe this for a hotass second but he's gonna roll with it anyway because he likes the idea of it, GOD.]

I see... Hop in front of them while they're trying to cross a busy road to trip them up, hm?