[OF COURSE HE DID he fishes one whole fucking bottle out of his robes, which are truly just hammerspace robes. He also just SIGHS AT THAT because he can't deny she's probably right...]
Mm, well. Maybe it'll at least be an obvious item that fits on one floor or another so we can decide if any rooms merit our attention more than others?
[BECK... Fair though, honestly. It's flavored vodka! Strawberry again, he seems partial to it... But he'll take a healthy swig for himself before answering.]
It was a bingo prize, I think! I got it Wednesday night but didn't get around to using it until now. Didn't want to risk being without an arm on Friday or having to explain it during trial, you know?
Ah - well! If we get into a situation where we're on the other side of the room and we need to close a door quickly, your rock could hit it shut! Or if we need to break a bottle we can't reach!
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—What? Wei Ying, what happened?!
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Ah-- I am! It's just an item effect. I should have led with that, haha. [HAHA. God kill him.]
Supposedly, my arm is off getting something from a locked room for me right now.
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[Bad!! He told her not to panic, or she would probably be losing it 25% more. It's fine.]
Okay, so... What is it getting, exactly?
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[He doesn't know what else there is out there in those locked rooms!! He doesn't even know what rooms are still locked!]
Hopefully it'll give us a little rest from all of our adventuring, too, considering how dangerous breaking into rooms has gotten.
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[A bottle, that is. She's just out here assuming he meant to bring back alcohol As Always.]
Hopefully... But I get the feeling people are going to want to break into those rooms regardless.
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[OF COURSE HE DID he fishes one whole fucking bottle out of his robes, which are truly just hammerspace robes. He also just SIGHS AT THAT because he can't deny she's probably right...]
Mm, well. Maybe it'll at least be an obvious item that fits on one floor or another so we can decide if any rooms merit our attention more than others?
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Fingers crossed. If I can ask, though... Where did you get this item?
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It was a bingo prize, I think! I got it Wednesday night but didn't get around to using it until now. Didn't want to risk being without an arm on Friday or having to explain it during trial, you know?
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[She sighs, though.]
I'm a little bit jealous. Not of the arm thing, but - all I got from bingo was a rock...
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A— really, just a rock? Not a rock that allows you to break open any lock or something like that...?
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[He can probably guess what she's implying, so she lets it go unsaid.]
So, yeah, a rock.
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Ah - well! If we get into a situation where we're on the other side of the room and we need to close a door quickly, your rock could hit it shut! Or if we need to break a bottle we can't reach!
[He's doing his best.]
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[It's a joke, moving them away from how heavy that first idea is.]
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[Their very own pet rock.]
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We could probably draw a face on it with the makeup in the beauty salon.
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Can we? That sounds like fun!
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Do you want to wait until you have both arms...?
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No, no need! Fortunately this is my dominant hand, so I shouldn't make too much of a mess out of things.
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I bet they have a lot of colors of nail polish there. That could work, too.
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Ah, right! I think someone mentioned that before...
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[Either way, she's grabbing her rock so they can go make it their new pet.]
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Nope! Never heard of a manicure before either, but you should!
[He is so trusting.]
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[Off they go with this rock.]
What should we name it?
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[The best part about his arm coming back: manicures. As for names...]
--Seinfeld?
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[It's just eclipsed the actual Seinfeld in her mind.]
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