pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[givethemhell]

[HAHA, WELL... COMPLICATED TOPICS!! He won't dump all that baggage on a stranger though, so he just nods.]

Home is home, right? I enjoyed living there. [While it... lasted... ANYWAY-- Since this is Fantasy China he just arches a brow, no recognition on his face.]

They're in- [fuckin random country name that no one's heard of] -actually. I haven't heard of China either. Where is that?

[uncurtained]

It's in Asia. But... You really haven't heard of it?

[Something about this seems Strange, and she tilts her head.]

But, [she repeats that random country nobody has heard of—], is that a province of some country, or...?

[givethemhell]

Nope! Haven't heard of Asia either. [HE'S REALLY OUT IN THE BOONIES?!]

But no, it's the entire land. Yunmeng, Qinghe and other places like that are provinces inside of it, though! Places like Yiling and Lotus Pier are the cities inside those.

[uncurtained]

[She pauses for a moment. It seems even stranger to her, but she doesn't see a reason he wouldn't tell the truth, either.]

I'm not exactly a geography expert, but I don't think I'd forget an entire country. You aren't just messing with me, right?

[givethemhell]

Not at all! I can't say that I don't love taking the opportunity to pull a few pranks when I can, but it would be silly to lie about something like this when there are so many bigger things happening.

[He says this, but there are some real clowns out here in these wilds...]

If I had to guess, I'd say we're dealing with some very powerful kidnappers with a very far reach.

[uncurtained]

[She pauses for a moment.]

How far are you thinking...?

[givethemhell]

Worlds and worlds worth of distance, at least! Though I've only ever heard of two realms, I guess adding a few more on wouldn't be too strange.

[IT'S. IT'S VERY STRANGE.]

[uncurtained]

[She looks like she's grappling with that idea for a few moments, before:]

That's... It would explain some things, but that seems like something you'd read about in a book, not something that's actually happening.

[givethemhell]

I'm sure it seems like that. [TO NORMIES.] But everything else about this situation seems pretty fantastical too, doesn't it? I don't know about you, but I never thought I'd be waking up in front of a gilded fountain that would blind a monk.