uncurtained | pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

shitpost incoming

[She leans back against the counter, pressing the back of her hand to her forehead.]

Are we good?

A little lacking in the delivery, but I'll take it.

I don't work well under pressure.

[Moving on!]

Truth.

[ i mean, he kinda has to now, so-- ]

Right back at you. Who would you take out, out of everyone here?

Edited 2019-10-14 18:37 (UTC)

Well, if I'm using your categories, I don't think Higekiri would be bad for a one night stand.

[Casually.]

And for the other... I wouldn't mind doing something like this again, if you ever wanted to.

Ohh, good pick.

[ dick looks like he's, y'know, considering it for a second. i hate this. anyway; ]

Great. 'Cause I wouldn't mind either. [ and then because this is still? the middle of a game? ] Truth.

...Cool.

[But she's going to be Smooth and not dwell on it!! Instead:]

Okay. Best song to sing in the shower?

Oooh, that's tough one. I'm not a singer [ shut the fuck up, jesse mccartney ] but "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"? Any song that's a duet so you're struggling to sing both parts are the best in the shower.