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shitpost incoming

[She laughs, even as she pushes at his shoulder.]

Harsh. I'll have to remember that.

[ he laughs too, though it doesn't last very long ]

Ha. You planning to hold a grudge on me?

Jury's still out on whether or not I'm going to push you into the pool someday.

When I least expect it?

Of course. Would it work otherwise?

It probably won't either way.

[ it would. she should do it. ]

I guess that remains to be seen.

You know I'll be on the lookout whenever I'm next to the pool now, right?

Someday you'll let your guard down.

Keep thinking that.

Your day of reckoning will come.

I'll live in anticipation until then.

I'm sure you'll be shivering.

I'd be shivering if you successfully threw me in the pool, too.

You caught me. I'm always here to make you shiver.

[hm]

[ hm indeed ]

Heh. Is that so?

...That came out wrong.

[no it didn't]

[ he laughs ]

I'll let it pass, since you were very forgiving when it happened to me.

Ah, my good karma wins out again.