pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

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[She pauses for a long moment.]

You can't think of any reason they might have picked those two?

[unpredicktable]

[ those two... what, subway and domin--

he facepalms ]

Oh, ha ha. I-- I meant the other ones, too, but it's good to know it wasn't about sponsors.

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Well, I'm not going to complain about ice cream or smoothies, at least.

[It's so hard not to laugh.]

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[ he shakes his head, clearly a little put out for having missed the obvious ]

Who said anything about complaining? Just trying figure out the pattern.

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So you aren't averse to... Dominos or Subway?

[Absolutely teasing.]

[unpredicktable]

[ oh, she wants to play? ]

I've been known to enjoy both depending on the company I'm with. Everyone's got their preferences, right? [ it's said way too chirpily. ] What about you?

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Well... I'm partial to sandwiches, as long as I'm getting a foot long instead of a six inch.

[kill me]

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[ he-- loses it, cackling wildly, throwing his head back and everything. just. brb he's laughing too hard ]

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[She can't help but laugh, too, but after a few seconds:]

Too over the top?

[unpredicktable]

A little. A foot? Aiming a little big, aren't you?

[uncurtained]

It's not my fault they have pre-decided sandwich lengths. I work with what I'm given.

[she isn't

making it better]

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Oh, I bet you do.

[ he can't help saying that one even as he cackles again, losing it once more ]

[uncurtained]

[The day of reckoning has come!!

Still laughing, she reaches out to shove him into the pool.]

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[

he fucking YELPS and flails a bit and falls straight into the pool, fully clothed. and now, also, fully horny, probably, but first he has to splutter his head out of the pool. his sunglasses have stayed on, miraculously, though they're now mostly perched on his nose ]

Beck!

[ he sounds so offended. ]

[uncurtained]

[She laughs a little bit harder, but - hm. That's a new and alarming feeling!! Still, as she crouches down so she's closer to his level, in a low voice:]

Nobody can say I didn't warn you.

[unpredicktable]

[ dick's clothes are wet and he's wet and he's. this isn't exactly a normal level of turned on for being tormented, even for him, so he swims up to the side and pulls himself up so only his front half is out of the water, staying in for a bit. maybe the water will cool his head.

he mock frowns up at her, glasses shoved hastily back up on top of his hair. dark sunglasses make it hard enough to see when they're not wet. ]

Yeah, yeah. That's what I get for hanging out in the vicinity of the pool, I guess. [ he crosses his arms on the deck and leans his head on them, still pretending to sulk ] Thanks. Now I'm gonna have to air dry.

[uncurtained]

Well, at least I... got it out of my system.

[She scoots a little closer to the edge so her lower legs are in the water, looking down at him.]

[unpredicktable]

[ dick can't keep the grin off his face that long, tilting his head as he stays where he is. he gives her legs a glance before looking back up to her face ]

Yeah? I haven't.

[ and that's all he says before he leaps up to drag her down into the pool also ]

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[She gives a little shriek of surprise as she gets tugged down, grabbing onto him for leverage as she follows that noise up with an affronted gasp.]

You're going to pay for that.

[She says softly, keeping her hands on his shoulders as she glances towards him.]

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[ even though he's dragged her in, he keeps his hands on her waist and her still slightly above the water, not fully dunking her. not even trying, really. ]

Yeah? What're you gonna do to me this time? You've already exhausted your pool plan.

[ it's a low tone, his lips curled up in a smirk ]

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Isn’t the question what you’re going to do...?

[She says, reaching out to smooth his wet hair back.]

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[ he blinks at her at that. hesitates. ]

Well, I'd kinda like to kiss you.

[ he doesn't move yet, though, head tilted up as if to gauge her reaction. ]

[uncurtained]

Cool.

[She says, breathily, before closing the small distance between them and pressing her lips to his.]

[unpredicktable]

[ oh, he's more than fine with that, and his grip on her waist squeezes a little as he meets her for it, feeling a little heady for some reason. he's always-- interested in Beck, but this is...

he can't concentrate, deepening the kiss instead. ]

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[Her hands slide down from his shoulders to rest on his side. There's a soft noise of pleasure at the way he deepens the kiss, but it's only seconds before she breaks it. Although, it's less because she's disinterested, and more because—]

We should get out of here.