pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

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[unpredicktable]

Oh, good, I was worried you were only down to have sex with me 'cause I'm a young, pretty thing.

[ dick IMMEDIATELY ruins it ]

[uncurtained]

[She shoves at him, laughing.]

I take it back.

[unpredicktable]

[ he's cackling a bit ]

Too late. I know you don't mean it.

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[She reaches for his hand.]

I guess you’ll have to remind me why.

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[ he grabs it and squeezes it a little, and then, solemn: ]

I really am good looking.

[ but before she can object he pulls her closer using her hand and kisses her cheek ]

You know. If you're into that.

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[She laughs as he pulls her in, not trying to move away at all. As she runs a hand through his hair, though:]

Oh, no. I'm really only into awful looking people who run around with dirt on their face and rotting clothes. Sorry.

[But pretty quickly after saying that - she's moving to kiss him properly.]

[unpredicktable]

[ he doesn't get to make the joke he wants to-- probably a good thing, in retrospect-- before she pulls him into a kiss, and he has no choice but to kiss her right back, bringing a hand to her neck. he is very clearly upset about being cut off, considering he deepens it. ]

[uncurtained]

[She can't deny it's nice, but after a few moments, she puts her hands on his shoulders so she can gently push herself away. After biting her lip for a moment:]

Maybe we can continue this somewhere else...?

[unpredicktable]

Not a big fan of being in the most coveted store for kink bingo week? [ he makes a show of pretending to try to look for her clamshell ] Was exhibitionism not on there...?

[ but all jokes aside, he nods towards the exit with a grin ]

Your room or mine?

[uncurtained]

Not unless you think I'm trying for a blackout.

[tread very carefully dick

Taking his hand again, though, she thinks about it before heading that way.]

Hm... Let's go with yours. I'm assuming Junpei's probably busy elsewhere this week.

[Haha.]

[unpredicktable]

There's... no answer to that I can say that won't end with me in a blackout, is there?

[ hm. moving on ]

Gonna be awkward if he's busy in there... buuuut it might be worst in yours. [ considering it's common ship knowledge that dick and junpei have, at least, slept with each other. life is. a mystery. dick decides to not linger on that ] Let's go.

[uncurtained]

Yeah, because I could definitely take you.

[She looks towards him, though.]

Not to pry or anything, but you guys do have a sock on the doorknob kind of system worked out, right...?

[unpredicktable]

I believe in you. You did push me in a pool once.

[ at that question, he... tilts his head ]

Do you and WWX?

[ he's. genuinely curious. ]

[uncurtained]

Yeah... We try to tell each other when we're planning on using it, and it anything, um, impromptu comes up, we put a piece of paper under the door.

[which i forgot in aphro thread but it definitely happened]

[unpredicktable]

Huh. Maybe we should get a system. [ dick tilts his head a bit ] We never, uh-- well, maybe he did and I wasn't there. I've just never brought anyone back. Got used to the... original roommate situation we had.

[ which is to say. three people. ]

[uncurtained]

Yeah. Probably just easier to head to someone else's room in that case, right?

[this is his room. i'm tired]

[unpredicktable]

[ im crying? dick opens his door with his clamshell with a hum ]

Pretty much. Don't go near the plant in the corner.

[ it's completely out of the way of where any human being would go, but. dick still warns her, just in case, letting her come in ]

[uncurtained]

Um, why...?

[She could maybe wait and ask this later, but. She's heading in regardless.]

[unpredicktable]

Ever heard of a suicide plant? Super painful if you touch any part of it. It was in the gift shop.

[ dick sounds so tired even as he starts working on taking off his uniform? ]

[uncurtained]

Still working on the whole buying stuff so nobody else can have it mission? Well... Let me know if you need any help. I've got enough to pitch in.

[She glances towards it, but she moves towards his bed as she does.]

[unpredicktable]

... Actually, that one was... [ he sighs ] Escha had bought it because she thought it looked nice. Lucky for everyone involved, there's a plant-based supervillain in Gotham, so I'm well-versed in deadly foliage.

[uncurtained]

Oh. Well - offer's still on the table, you know.

[unpredicktable]

Thanks. I might take you up on it. Think Kagachi's breaking his own bank doing it. [ he shakes his head ] And none of that is nearly as interesting as what we came here for.

[uncurtained]

Right. Remind me what that was...?

[She moves away from the bed, but only so she can get closer to him, reaching for his hand again.]

[unpredicktable]

Dunno. Something about a game?

[ his grin's a little sly as he grabs her hand ]

Pretty sure it involved a bed, at least.