pc catchall for wei wuxian (givethemhell)

[uncurtained]

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[uncurtained]

[She nods.]

Yeah. I think all of us want to do all we can to make sure this ends quickly.

[givethemhell]

Yes, I very much imagine the only one who doesn't want that is the demon itself.

[The laugh that follows is a little dry. This fuckin demon is the only thing on this entire boat that Wei Wuxian holds open hostility toward...]

[uncurtained]

Yeah. He's a real asshole... Here's hoping he bites it tomorrow.

[She reaches for the bottle again, taking a drink.]

Thanks for sharing, by the way.

[givethemhell]

Haha, wouldn't that be something? All that bluster and boasting, all to disintegrate in a flash!

[Though of course, he knows that isn't what they'll get... He'll nod at the thanks though, smiling.]

Any time. Long days like these could really use a little- [Vague gesture!!] -...something to make it feel like it was less long?

[uncurtained]

[She's about to make a joke about having known dozens of guys like that

but maybe now isn't the time.]

Yeah. But let's both make sure we aren't hungover for tomorrow.

[givethemhell]

[b e c k]

The best way to not get a hangover is to keep drinking through the night and into the morning, you know!

[It's

hard to tell that he's joking.

He is, but boy is it hard to tell.]

[uncurtained]

[After she (thinks) she's successfully deciphered that... She holds the bottle back to him, smiling slightly.]

Cheers to that, man.

[givethemhell]

[He just holds an imaginary cup in his hand and toasts in her direction.]

To a good drink and not a hangover in sight!

[Tomorrow will bring its own slew of, y'know. ...Everything. But at least they can take a bit of a breather out here and now, if nothing else.]

[uncurtained]

You know, if you wanted me to, I could bring some actual cups. Not that I really mind this...

[She’s actually surprised how much she doesn’t mind going straight from the bottle. The more you know!!]

[givethemhell]

[Cups are well and good BUT CONSIDER! DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE!! He waves a hand dismissively, shaking his head.]

No, no - the bottle is fine. The bottle alone! It's a much better way to bond with your drinking buddies. Having to share a bottle amongst everyone really solidifies friendships, you know?

[The more people there are, the more cursed better it becomes!]

[uncurtained]

Something about sharing germs builds rapport, huh? I can see it.

[givethemhell]

Exactly that! If you can share your drinks and your colds, you're sure to be fast friends for life. I've made plenty of great friends that way!

[Sharing drinks and colds??? It's fine they're all doing their best.]

[uncurtained]

Well, I'll know who to go to the next time I have a flu, then.

[givethemhell]

Yes, yes! You can count on me! I know the perfect soup for the occasion.

[DON'T PLAN FOR FLUS LIKE IT'S A BONDING EXPERIENCE.]

[uncurtained]

[At that, she outright laughs.]

I'll have to put it in my calendar.

[givethemhell]

Make sure you don't forget! I'll clear mine entirely just for the occasion.

[Tragically untrue as his calendar is instead crammed full of Try To Catch That Demon dates.]

[uncurtained]

Good. Now we're all booked, no getting out of it.

[givethemhell]

[A little laugh. God is he glad his roommate is no longer fuckin horrified by his presence!]

Consider it a promise! I'll be sure to bring snacks, too.

[Snacks to go with the soup for their flu...]

[uncurtained]

[As she takes another drink, she pats the space next to her, as if to indicate he can sit down if he wants to.]

Well, now you have to share. What's on the menu for our flu party?

[givethemhell]

[He'll oblige, pushing himself up from his seat in The Gremlin Corner to come join her up there.]

Let's see, let's see. Some of those cookies and chips, of course - easy to grab, quick to eat. Peanuts from the bar! I'll see if I can get Taako to make us more of those little sandwich things... Ah! And watermelon, of course.

[The sect grows stronger every day...]

[uncurtained]

[The smile grows a little bit curious, before she asks:]

Okay, I have to know. What's up with the watermelon thing? Like, how did it start?

[givethemhell]

[He basically fuckin cackles because he thinks this shit is truly hilarious...]

Good question! You see, Grune and I decided to wear matching clothing one day- [That they stole from Higekiri.] -and it reminded me of a cultivation sect. You have to have a little more than matching outfits though, don't you? So we picked something we both had in common!

[A love of watermelon. Cursed.]

We've also decided to open a watermelon farm.

[uncurtained]

So you're the watermelon sect now. I like it.

[She doesn't laugh quite as loud, but she does smile.]

Good choice. Easily the best melon.

[givethemhell]

Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Not a single other sect could best us!

[He is literally living out the nightmares of so many cultivators right now...]

Ah, but it's good to know you have fine taste, too. Did you join? Did you? I hope you did!

[uncurtained]

[Lightly, almost teasing:]

Well, I hadn't heard of it before today... Let's say I'm considering it. Give me your best membership pitch.