pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

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[unpredicktable]

That's what I said, but you'd be surprised how many criminals love making references to works of literature as a hint.

[ too many. anyway: ]

We're back to me as a rabbit? Just for that, dare you to act like your favorite animal for a minute.

[uncurtained]

Is it really my fault is you keep walking into it?

[Anyways. She's doing her best bird impression for a minute. She looks suitably embarrassed.]

[unpredicktable]

I'm gonna go with yes.

[ he doesn't laugh this time, but he is grinning the whole time, like an asshole. ]

Bird, huh? [ there's a sly undertone. he's. y'know. he's got a bird on his chest, of course he would. ] I guess it's my turn for a dare?

[uncurtained]

Not because of that.

[She thinks for a moment, before:]

Take a shot of pickle juice.

[unpredicktable]

[ he. hesitates ]

Uh. Do I just make a shot glass out of the pickle jar...?

[uncurtained]

You could just use a cup and pour a shot sized amount from the jar...?

[unpredicktable]

[ he. shrugs and proceeds to do that, taking out a pickle jar and pouring. some of the juice. into a cup. he offers her the open jar ]

Pickle?

[ before just. downing his glass and making a face, nose scrunched. ]

Ugh. How is this both better and worse than I thought it would be?

[uncurtained]

I'm good.

[She tries not to laugh as she watches him, though, biting her lower lip.]

There's a reason they don't sell it on its own, I'll say that much. [...] Truth.

[unpredicktable]

No kidding.

[ he's putting the pickle jar and also, very unsubtly, grabbing some orange juice to cleanse. plz save him

anyway; ]

If you were stuck on a deserted island-- what one thing would you bring with you?

[uncurtained]

At the risk of being predictable... Books.

[unpredicktable]

I'd bring a helicopter.

[ it's said brightly. because he's an asshole. ]

And if you had to pick just one?

[uncurtained]

Not everyone knows how to fly a helicopter.

[Check your privilege!!! But she pauses, thinking.]

That's like asking me to pick my favorite child. But okay, um... Bluets, by Maggie Nelson.

[unpredicktable]

Everyone should get on that, it's very helpful.

[ again, just. cheery tone. but. hm. ]

Any special significance to that one?

[uncurtained]

Are you going to pay for it, for everyone?

[She shrugs.]

Kind of. I don't want to give you my sob story, but I went through... kind of a bad break up recently, and it helped a lot. And her writing style is just - fantastic.

[unpredicktable]

The helicopter, or the flight lessons? 'Cause the latter I can probably just do for free.

[ dick continues to pretend he ain't a fucking rich brat. moving on-- he looks a bit serious ]

That sounds rough. [ dick grayson, who is friends with all his exes and one night stands: wow can't relate. ] It... was my turn, right? Truth.

[uncurtained]

If only we didn't have a notable shortage of helicopters laying around here.

[She waves a hand as if to dispel that seriousness, though, thinking about her next question.]

Okay... If you had to pick one person here to take out, who would it be?

[She wants to Tease.]

[unpredicktable]

[ he's.

he's thinking about it too seriously. ]

On a date, or are we talking one night stand?

[uncurtained]

Well, I meant date, but now I'm curious about both.

[unpredicktable]

You're making me food and we're getting to know each other, so I think we've already got the answer for that one.

[ breezing past this BLATANT flirting; ]

For a one-night, maybe Tonbokiri? He looks like he'd be fun to climb.

[




i'm so sorry ]

[uncurtained]

[She wasn't really expecting either of those things, but after a few moments:]

I can't say I've talked to him much, but... Good taste on both counts.

[hm. anyways, she’s going to flirt right back.]

Where would we go? On the date.

[unpredicktable]

Not any kind of hotel, I can tell you that much.

[ way to bring the mood down? wow ]

Well, since it's a hypothetical-- wanna go to Cambridge?

[uncurtained]

Aren’t hotels usually for after the date, anyways? I’ve never started there.

[anyways! she laughs.]

...Sure. I’d love to go on a hypothetical date to another country entirely.

[unpredicktable]

I at least try to bring them back to my place, I've got a little class.

[ is it class. is it. ]

One of the most poetic cities in the world, and that's how you react? We can just stick with dinner and a movie if you want.

[uncurtained]

I guess you didn't have to deal with roommates or thin walls.

[She laughs.]

What, did you want me to swoon? Because that can be arranged.

[unpredicktable]

I wouldn't mind a little swooning.

[ he says nothing on the roommate or thin wall front because what? ha ha, ]