pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

shitpost incoming

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[uncurtained]

Do you want me to go alphabetically or chronologically?

[unpredicktable]

Well, now I do, just to see if you can pull it off. [ but he shakes his head ] What can I say? I've got a bit of a work ethic problem.

[uncurtained]

What, you’re not just going to trust that I could?

[She laughs despite herself.]

Maybe, but I think we’re all pretty lucky to have that problem around.

[unpredicktable]

Nope.

[ and it's teasing enough, but then he tilts his head and hums at her comment ]

I sure hope so.

[uncurtained]

[She laughs, even as she pushes at his shoulder.]

Harsh. I'll have to remember that.

[unpredicktable]

[ he laughs too, though it doesn't last very long ]

Ha. You planning to hold a grudge on me?

[uncurtained]

Jury's still out on whether or not I'm going to push you into the pool someday.

[unpredicktable]

When I least expect it?

[uncurtained]

Of course. Would it work otherwise?

[unpredicktable]

It probably won't either way.

[ it would. she should do it. ]

[uncurtained]

I guess that remains to be seen.

[unpredicktable]

You know I'll be on the lookout whenever I'm next to the pool now, right?

[uncurtained]

Someday you'll let your guard down.

[unpredicktable]

Keep thinking that.

[uncurtained]

Your day of reckoning will come.

[unpredicktable]

I'll live in anticipation until then.

[uncurtained]

I'm sure you'll be shivering.

[unpredicktable]

I'd be shivering if you successfully threw me in the pool, too.

[uncurtained]

You caught me. I'm always here to make you shiver.

[hm]

[unpredicktable]

[ hm indeed ]

Heh. Is that so?

[uncurtained]

...That came out wrong.

[no it didn't]

[unpredicktable]

[ he laughs ]

I'll let it pass, since you were very forgiving when it happened to me.

[uncurtained]

Ah, my good karma wins out again.