pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

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I asked him first thing if I could get another task, and he said no dice, so... Yeah.

[She sighs.]

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[ yikes. ]

... Not to distract from your awkward situation, but-- wanna see what your money bought me?

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Totally. What is it?

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[ dick takes out two typewritten notes that read “how are we supposed to believe ANY of this is REALISTIC? WHY WOULD ANYONE JUST KILL RIGHT AWAY. 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND” and “why do the dead keep popping up if you kill someone LET THEM STAY DEAD”

could i have html'd these. yes. but also. didnt wanna anyway ]

Negative reviews about their previous cruise experience, apparently.

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...You think maybe they had a similar first trial to ours, but like - with every person who died, not just the first?

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Maybe. [ dick tilts his head a bit ] But going by what we've heard, H's dead brother clearly wasn't part of the group that came back. I broke into a room earlier this week-- a clinic-- and got my own little undead experience, too.

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[She blinks, clearly curious.]

—What? What happened?

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We had to reassemble a corpse. A woman, subject they named "M". Cause of death was dismemberment. After I sutured her back together, she sort of came back to life for a little bit.

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Jesus christ...

[She takes a breath, concerned.]

Did she say anything?

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Knew it was gonna happen the second we read that we had to put her back together and it still caught me by surprise. [ but: ] She didn't say anything I could understand, but when she grabbed me, I got some kind of... vision, I guess.

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What kind of vision?

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First, a red orb trying to escape an exorcism circle and separating in two when it succeeded; then a white one going from an unidentifiable dead body to a living one. It fits what Kagachi and the rest found when they went exploring-- our demons are multiplying every time we strike them down, and roles just... pass onto the next person.

[ there's a beat-- ]

Which makes you wonder what we are, exactly.

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[There’s a small pause as she frowns.]

What we are...?

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What gave us these powers. Where they come from. Just what was the previous group up to.

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If the red orb is supposed to be a demon... Do you think the white orb is supposed to represent a different kind of being, or something else?

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Could be a different kind of being. That it seeks out a new body when the first one perishes at least implies it's mildly parasitic in nature.

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Well, that's...

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Terrifying, honestly.

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... Sorry. [ he looks a little awkward ] It's only speculation. It could be some kind of magic that simply seeks a host at all costs?

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...Pretty much everything about this place is going to freak me out in some way. You don't have to censor yourself, or anything.

[She tries to keep her tone light as she says that, but.]

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It's not about censoring myself. But I'm-- [ hmm. ] There's no way not to make it sound insulting, but you're involved, so sometimes I forget you're... not used to this stuff.

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It's not really insulting if it's true, you know.

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The part where I admit I'd be coddling you if I did is what might come off as insulting.

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You know I'm older than you, right?

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Not that way. [ though he does look a bit amused ] But I don't interact with civilians the same way I do with-- other superheroes.

[ he was going to say something else but apparently changed his mind ]

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Well, lucky for both of us, I don't think I really count as a civilian anymore.