pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

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[After a moment:]

Well, maybe we could look for something together, if there's anything you're in the mood for.

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[ ah. he's almost surprised by the proposition but then he grins ]

I'm... pretty open? [ it's vague, but not on purpose, so he clarifies: ] Can't say I've tried most of these, but not for lack of interest.

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Well... Did you get one of those bingo cards? Is there anything that you need for it, if you did?

[She tilts her head.]

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[ ah. dick pulls it out to check ]

Oh, good, it's not just me. Then... I guess I'm doing this line, since I already started it? [ it's a question because honestly he wasn't thinking about it when it happened, but. ] Though if I'm doing that, don't think there's much I'd need from this store.

[ and, because dick has NO SHAME, he shows her his card, pointing out the middle row so she knows what he's talking about. he has not blacked out any spaces yet ]

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[She pulls out her card as he does; she has a few things blacked out already but I don't know exactly what they are yet, rip. Blindfolds and strap ons are definitely there, though.]

We've both got fingering in the line we're working on, so...

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[ ALSO I GUESS I LIED AND DICK HAS FREE SPACE AND SEXY MASSAGES BLACKED OUT rip ]

Well, I think that works out pretty nicely. [ he looks at her card and hums ] Are you more into getting your hair pulled or doing the hair pulling? Because I'm kinda into both.

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I have more hair. It makes more sense.

[Jokingly, but—]

Seriously, though... I'd like that.

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[ he grins a bit, but when she gets serious, he brushes some hair out of her face ]

Me too. I know there were some... extenuating circumstances the last time [ aphro week. ] but. I like you.

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[After a few seconds and a small, tender smile:]

...I like you, too.

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Oh, good, I was worried you were only down to have sex with me 'cause I'm a young, pretty thing.

[ dick IMMEDIATELY ruins it ]

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[She shoves at him, laughing.]

I take it back.

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[ he's cackling a bit ]

Too late. I know you don't mean it.

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[She reaches for his hand.]

I guess you’ll have to remind me why.

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[ he grabs it and squeezes it a little, and then, solemn: ]

I really am good looking.

[ but before she can object he pulls her closer using her hand and kisses her cheek ]

You know. If you're into that.

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[She laughs as he pulls her in, not trying to move away at all. As she runs a hand through his hair, though:]

Oh, no. I'm really only into awful looking people who run around with dirt on their face and rotting clothes. Sorry.

[But pretty quickly after saying that - she's moving to kiss him properly.]

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[ he doesn't get to make the joke he wants to-- probably a good thing, in retrospect-- before she pulls him into a kiss, and he has no choice but to kiss her right back, bringing a hand to her neck. he is very clearly upset about being cut off, considering he deepens it. ]

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[She can't deny it's nice, but after a few moments, she puts her hands on his shoulders so she can gently push herself away. After biting her lip for a moment:]

Maybe we can continue this somewhere else...?

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Not a big fan of being in the most coveted store for kink bingo week? [ he makes a show of pretending to try to look for her clamshell ] Was exhibitionism not on there...?

[ but all jokes aside, he nods towards the exit with a grin ]

Your room or mine?

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Not unless you think I'm trying for a blackout.

[tread very carefully dick

Taking his hand again, though, she thinks about it before heading that way.]

Hm... Let's go with yours. I'm assuming Junpei's probably busy elsewhere this week.

[Haha.]

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There's... no answer to that I can say that won't end with me in a blackout, is there?

[ hm. moving on ]

Gonna be awkward if he's busy in there... buuuut it might be worst in yours. [ considering it's common ship knowledge that dick and junpei have, at least, slept with each other. life is. a mystery. dick decides to not linger on that ] Let's go.

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Yeah, because I could definitely take you.

[She looks towards him, though.]

Not to pry or anything, but you guys do have a sock on the doorknob kind of system worked out, right...?

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I believe in you. You did push me in a pool once.

[ at that question, he... tilts his head ]

Do you and WWX?

[ he's. genuinely curious. ]

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Yeah... We try to tell each other when we're planning on using it, and it anything, um, impromptu comes up, we put a piece of paper under the door.

[which i forgot in aphro thread but it definitely happened]

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Huh. Maybe we should get a system. [ dick tilts his head a bit ] We never, uh-- well, maybe he did and I wasn't there. I've just never brought anyone back. Got used to the... original roommate situation we had.

[ which is to say. three people. ]

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Yeah. Probably just easier to head to someone else's room in that case, right?

[this is his room. i'm tired]