pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

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[ ah. he runs a hand through his hair ]

Is this a role thing?

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[After a second, she nods.]

But - again, it’s really okay if the answer is no.

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Yeah, I-- I know.

[ on the one hand, love yourself, dick grayson. on the other hand-- ]

Would you be able to share that information after you get it?

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I... don’t know. I would have to ask.

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[ he sighs. ]

... I don't want to say no if it's important, but... [ but this is a bit high on the whoring himself out scale if he has no guarantee he'd even know what she got from it ]

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I wouldn’t be asking if it wasn’t.

[She does want to establish that, but she also doesn’t want it to seem like she’s trying to pressure him, so that’s quickly followed up by:]

Like I said - I get it. I’ll ask somebody else.

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Like who?

[ it's a genuine question, because it's a lot to ask of. anyone. especially without giving them anything to work with ]

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...If they say yes, I'd rather keep it private. I mean - if it were me, even if were for a task, I might not want people to know. You know?

[She waves a hand.]

I'll figure it out.

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No kidding.

[ dick lets out a breath. ]

But that's not why I asked. How many people know you have a role? If you can't tell whoever you ask what you need the favor for...

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Yeah... I know.

[She frowns.]

But, I mean - I knew it wasn't going to be easy.

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There's not easy, and there's potentially endangering yourself.

[ i hate this. i hate what he's considering. i hate dick grayson. ]

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[She pauses.]

...I don't really see how that would endanger me.

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If someone figures out you have a role because you can't say what the favor's for.

[ blunt? ]

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[She shakes her head.]

There are, like, a hundred other things they could think of first. Besides - I'm not going to ask anyone I don't trust in the first place.

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[ hrmmmm ]

... Alright. Look-- if no one says yes? I'll do it. But if you can find someone who's a little more enthusiastic about it than I am...

[ then they can go for it! this is dick grayson loves himself hour ]

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I'll keep you updated.

[Unless nobody else says yes, in which case she definitely isn't telling him. Love yourself!!]

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[ ABSOLUTELY NOT? ]

... Okay. Sorry I couldn't help.

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I cannot emphasize how okay it is. Seriously, thank you for at least not immediately saying no.

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'Course. I know it's not something you'd go around requesting for fun.

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[A nervous laugh.]

Yeah. It's... not an easy conversation to start, that's for sure. I just hope that I'm right, and the information they give me does help.

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I doubt Carlos would let you do this if it wouldn't help.

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I asked him first thing if I could get another task, and he said no dice, so... Yeah.

[She sighs.]

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[ yikes. ]

... Not to distract from your awkward situation, but-- wanna see what your money bought me?

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[!!]

Totally. What is it?

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[ dick takes out two typewritten notes that read “how are we supposed to believe ANY of this is REALISTIC? WHY WOULD ANYONE JUST KILL RIGHT AWAY. 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND” and “why do the dead keep popping up if you kill someone LET THEM STAY DEAD”

could i have html'd these. yes. but also. didnt wanna anyway ]

Negative reviews about their previous cruise experience, apparently.