pc catchall for dick (heh) (unpredicktable)

[uncurtained]

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[uncurtained]

Expensive tastes, huh?

[She says, like linguine is super expensive. Anyways!! She starts pulling out an appropriate amount for two people.]

Is alfredo okay with you?

[unpredicktable]

We're splurging, aren't we?

[ yes. alfredo linguine. what a splurge ]

Sounds good.

[uncurtained]

I am not skilled enough to make the sauce from scratch, so unless you are... I guess the next step is waiting for the water to boil.

[unpredicktable]

Not without pulling up at least five different recipes from the Internet, I'm not.

[ he misses computers. so much. ]

A watched pot never boils, so-- wanna play twenty questions?

[ it's a joke. ]

[uncurtained]

[After a moment, and a small laugh:]

You joke, but it's not that bad an idea, even if it's a little bit high school. We don't know much about each other, though, apart from the superhero thing... What about truth or dare instead?

[unpredicktable]

Oh, because that's not high school? [ he leans back against the counter though, arms crossed ] But sure, why not? Ladies first.

[uncurtained]

Hey, I admitted it, didn't I?

[She pauses, then, before:]

Truth.

[unpredicktable]

Why "Beck"? Something you don't like about your first name?

[ it's a simple enough one she'd probably have answered if he'd asked, but. they're only just starting ]

[uncurtained]

It's just... I don't know, it always felt too formal. Almost stuffy, you know? And after people calling me Lady Guinevere as a joke for the thousandth time, I was pretty ready for a nickname.

[Anyways.]

Truth or dare?

[unpredicktable]

Kids can be cruel.

[ says the guy who-- would know considering he willingly goes by dick. ]

Truth.

[uncurtained]

I bet you've got your own experience with that.

[Since - yeah, that exactly. Since he went easy on her, though:]

If you could only watch one movie again for the rest of your life, which would you pick?

[unpredicktable]

Who, me? Why would I?

[ :)?

also bitch how is that easy you think i know movies

he. actually considers that one for a while ]

The Greatest Show On Earth.

[ yes he did just pick a circus movie from the 50s ]

[uncurtained]

[love u zia]

I don't think I've seen it. What's it about?

[unpredicktable]

It's an old classic... about a circus. [ he grins, a bit, because. he knows ] The guy who took me in is not the best at emotions. I guess he wanted to make me feel better when I looked homesick early on in our partnership? So we watched it together.

[uncurtained]

That's... kind of sweet. That he was trying, I mean.

[not that he adopted a child and taught him to fight crime when he was nine years old but you know]

Dare this time.

[unpredicktable]

Trying is definitely the word for it.

[ it's fine? wow? dick is so well-adjusted it's fine ]

Dare you to fill your mouth with water and sing your favorite song while gargling.

[ he's keeping it educational while also just making it incredibly stupid ]

[uncurtained]

[The look she gives him says she's both amused, and she's absolutely going to get him back for this later.

So anyways, she's grabbing a glass so she can take a sip of water and then sing this while gargling, trying not to laugh as she does.]

[unpredicktable]

[ she can try not to laugh all she wants, dick is the one cackling at it immediately. like a-- well, you get it ]

Hey, I think I know that one!

[ he does. and he. absolutely. hums along while she's gargle singing, still half cackling ]

[uncurtained]

[By the time she turns back to the sink to spit it out, she's definitely laughing.]

I'm keeping that in mind for future rounds, you know. Speaking of which... Truth or dare?

[unpredicktable]

Well, it wouldn't be fair if I backed down after making you do it, so... Dare.

[uncurtained]

[She thinks for a moment.]

Okay, eat any food in here, but... No hands while you do.

[unpredicktable]

[ ... okay, he hadn't expected that, but he grins ]

Can I at least pick what it is with my hands, or am I doing the entire bit hands free?

[uncurtained]

Hm... I'll be nice. You can grab it.

[unpredicktable]

Too nice. You'd never have made it in real truth or dare.

[ with that said, he goes and gets a carrot? from the fridge? he deposits it on the counter first, dramatically gesturing to it as if to show now that it's out he is Not Touching It and then picks it up with his elbows and brings it over to his mouth.

nom nom nom? it pretty much holds itself tbh. and then, when it's about halfway through-- ]

Eh, what's up, Beck?

[uncurtained]

I'm sorry, is this fake truth or dare?

[She smiles, even though she's trying not to.]

I'm pretty sure we could find you bunny ears, if you're committed.